Sidetracked Baby

When time on dry land is short

Shore leave priorities



Military shore leave priorities - sidelined baby

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller


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17-Oct-2017