Sidetracked Baby

When time on dry land is short

Shore leave priorities



Military shore leave priorities - sidelined baby

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker


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20-Jun-2018