Lost Axle

Fireman down!

Not having a very Axle-ent day?



Fire truck loses rear axle on road

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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23-Oct-2017