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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

My wife gives good headache. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw


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