Redneck Teeter Totter

Bubba’s playground ingredients: 2 lawn chairs, 1 board, 1 bucket



Redneck Teeter Totter

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Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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15-Oct-2019