Cat Fish

Little critter found while hunting Catfish



It fears only one thing - pianos. Simply because
there aren’t too many things out there with
bigger, whiter, sharper and more numerous teeth.

Cross between a cat and a fish - CatFish



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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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20-Feb-2019