The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don’t buy toilet paper there any more.
Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer
It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller
Good thoughts and actions can never produce bad results. Bad thoughts and actions can never produce good results. - James Allen
People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
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