The New Supermarket

Announcing new sites and smells in the produce department


The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don’t buy toilet paper there any more.




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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. - Salvador Dali

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Good thoughts and actions can never produce bad results. Bad thoughts and actions can never produce good results. - James Allen

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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20-Oct-2019