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Pre-Planned Prayer
What happens if you say your prayers too quickly

A Pastor of the local Church always asked the children the same questions, and in the same sequence: “What is your name? How old are you? Did you say your prayers? What will happen to you if you don’t say your prayers?”

An overly ambitious mother rehearsed Little Johnny with the answers, and when the Pastor called, Little Johnny beat him to the punch line by rattling off: “Johnny - 5 - yes - go to hell.”


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19-May-2019