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This is Lexi, she’s an 8 week-old German Shepherd.
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I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife, but it turns out she is allergic to dogs, so we are now looking to find her a new home.

She is 59 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who can drive, is a great cook and keeps the house spotless.

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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