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Are you allergic to dogs?



This is Lexi, she’s an 8 week-old German Shepherd.
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I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife, but it turns out she is allergic to dogs, so we are now looking to find her a new home.

She is 59 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who can drive, is a great cook and keeps the house spotless.

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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24-Jun-2018