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Are you allergic to dogs?



This is Lexi, she’s an 8 week-old German Shepherd.
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I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife, but it turns out she is allergic to dogs, so we are now looking to find her a new home.

She is 59 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who can drive, is a great cook and keeps the house spotless.

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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