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This is Lexi, she’s an 8 week-old German Shepherd.
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I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife, but it turns out she is allergic to dogs, so we are now looking to find her a new home.

She is 59 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who can drive, is a great cook and keeps the house spotless.

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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