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Are you allergic to dogs?



This is Lexi, she’s an 8 week-old German Shepherd.
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I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife, but it turns out she is allergic to dogs, so we are now looking to find her a new home.

She is 59 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who can drive, is a great cook and keeps the house spotless.

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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20-Jan-2018