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Are you allergic to dogs?



This is Lexi, she’s an 8 week-old German Shepherd.
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I bought Lexi as a surprise for my wife, but it turns out she is allergic to dogs, so we are now looking to find her a new home.

She is 59 years old, a beautiful and caring woman who can drive, is a great cook and keeps the house spotless.

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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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