A firefighter was working on the engine outside the fire hall, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the firefighter said with admiration.
“Thanks,” the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the firefighter said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”
The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”
Sirens is golden!
France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown
Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright
At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash
Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen
Cat, Dog, Firemen & Kids Sections
Amish Mechanical Problems
Fire Truck Sinkhole
Volunteer Fire Fighter
Why Fire Trucks Are Red
Lifting Heavy Objects
Less Is More
Taking The Bait
Prehistoric Flash Drive
Pushing The Envelope