Not angles, but angels.  Pope Gregory I The time is always right to do what is right.  Martin Luther King Jr. Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.  Fran Lebowitz "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation.  Terry Pratchett God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.  Mark Twain I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.  Donald Trump The right angle for approaching a problem, is the 'try'angle.  Joekster College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving.  Amit Ray For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically.  Joe Scarborough There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra.  Fran Lebowitz It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?  Lynette Mather I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports  I'll watch everything except maybe hockey.  Andy Roddick We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us.  Suze Orman You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.  Jack Nicholson It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation.  Bruce Springsteen A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you.  Malaika A. Khan see also Clothing, Relationship & School Sections Ethiopian Math Hangman Math Mennonite Longhand Math 
Voted #1 Humor Site
