Beware of Camels, Tanks and Dust Clouds

Road safety signs in an Israeli desert



Beware of Camels Crossing Sign in Israel

Beware of Tanks Crossing and Dust Clouds sign in Israel

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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19-Sep-2019