Egg Tester

How Little Johnny helps Mommy get breakfast ready



Every family needs an egg tester

No sense in crying over spilled eggs
Get cracking with farm fresh eggs

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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21-Feb-2018