Egg Tester

How Little Johnny helps Mommy get breakfast ready



Every family needs an egg tester

No sense in crying over spilled eggs
Get cracking with farm fresh eggs

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Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Children should be seen and not heard. - Unknown

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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