Egg Tester

How Little Johnny helps Mommy get breakfast ready



Every family needs an egg tester

No sense in crying over spilled eggs
Get cracking with farm fresh eggs

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Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Children should be seen and not heard. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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25-Sep-2017