Egg Tester

How Little Johnny helps Mommy get breakfast ready



Every family needs an egg tester

No sense in crying over spilled eggs
Get cracking with farm fresh eggs

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor


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22-Nov-2017