Egg Tester

How Little Johnny helps Mommy get breakfast ready



Every family needs an egg tester

No sense in crying over spilled eggs
Get cracking with farm fresh eggs

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Children should be seen and not heard. - Unknown

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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21-Jul-2017