Aussie Batman

Batman’s tractor turns up Down Under



Aussie Batman

Batman Tractormobile makes Aussie debut
Farming in Central West Australia takes on a comic turn of events

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Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Making suppository remarks about our country. - Archie Bunker

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

Anybody can be good in the country; there are no temptations there. - Oscar Wilde

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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21-May-2019