Aussie Batman

Batman’s tractor turns up Down Under



Aussie Batman

Batman Tractormobile makes Aussie debut
Farming in Central West Australia takes on a comic turn of events

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Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. - William Graham Sumner

There can be no greater issue than that of conservation in this country. - Theodore Roosevelt

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. - John F Kennedy

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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20-Jul-2019