Just Divorced

He seems happy

At least he’s left with a car



Driving down road in convertible with Just Divorced sign



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Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson


see also   Relationship  Section
A Woman’s Mind
Arkansas Divorce Application
Babcock Divorce
Communication Divorce
Divorce Defined
Divorce Cakes
Divorce Is Grand
Everything Men Know About Women
In Three Pictures
Keyboard Wedding
Money Machine
Old Divorce
My Ex-Wife, The Pilot
Perfect Divorce
Polish Divorce
Redneck Divorce
Texas Divorce
The Origin of the White Wedding Dress
Understanding Women
Wedding Cake for the Submissive Husband

 

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