Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton


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25-Nov-2017