Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - R.G. Ingersoll

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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25-May-2019