Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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19-Sep-2017