Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple


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24-Jun-2018