Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton


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22-Feb-2018