Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. - Fernando Pessoa

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke


see also   Marriage  &  Relationship  Sections
A Woman’s Mind
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Flower Shop For Men
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Looking For Your Wife?
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Real Iron Man Competition
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Secret Of A Long Marriage
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12-Dec-2018