Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

You are the only person on Earth who can use your ability. - Zig Ziglar

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei


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21-Aug-2019