Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


see also   Marriage  &  Relationship  Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Everything Men Know About Women
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“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
iGifts
Looking For Your Wife?
Names of the Colours
Real Iron Man Competition
Real Man’s Point System
Redneck Anniversary Gift
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
The Good Wife’s Guide
Understanding Women

 

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20-Oct-2019