Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


see also   Marriage  &  Relationship  Sections
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Flower Shop For Men
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Real Iron Man Competition
Real Man’s Point System
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Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
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22-May-2019