Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

QuotaBills
God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa


see also   Marriage  &  Relationship  Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
iGifts
Looking For Your Wife?
Names of the Colours
Real Iron Man Competition
Real Man’s Point System
Redneck Anniversary Gift
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
The Good Wife’s Guide
Understanding Women

 

World's First Laser Pointer

Skeleton Hairstyle

First Computer Cursor

The Great Depression

Duck Crossing

East Coast Winter Graffiti

Politician Plane

How To Argue With A Woman

Patio Losers

Wings Fans Are Ruthless

Temple Car

Netherlands Parking Lot

Model T Snowmobile

Tulip Snowpath

New Audi

Tower of Hammocks

Family Birthday Reminder

Dead Batteries

Ostrich Bush

Tetris Cake
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

20-Feb-2019