Extreme Makeover - Tornado Edition

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Extreme Makeover - Tornado Edition

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Extreme hopes are born from extreme misery. - Bertrand Russell

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. - Groucho Marx

We are in the extreme centre, the radical middle. That is our position. - Pierre Trudeau

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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