Extreme Makeover - Tornado Edition

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Extreme Makeover - Tornado Edition

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. - Groucho Marx

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott


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