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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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