Extreme Makeover - Tornado Edition

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Extreme Makeover - Tornado Edition

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

Extreme hopes are born from extreme misery. - Bertrand Russell

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. - Groucho Marx

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafón

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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