Revenue Canada Simplified 2011 Tax Form

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

No taxation without representation. - Unknown

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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