Revenue Canada Simplified 2011 Tax Form

God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump