Redneck Manicure

Spa facial treatment in the Florida Everglades

“Man-i-cure” to Bubba means staying away from the swamp chickens



Taking risks with alligators at the Everglades Holiday Park in Florida



















taken by the Joe-kster at the Alligator Show,
Everglades Holiday Park, Florida
after a thrilling swampy Everglades Airboat Ride

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It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

Many will show you the way once your cart has overturned. - Turkish Proverb

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. - Mark Twain

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. - Scott Adams

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


see also   Alligator  &  Redneck  Sections
African Meal on Wheels
Alligator Mating
Alligator Molesting
Alligator Path
Animal Life Spans
Aussie Boat Ride
Biking in Florida
Croc Surfing
Crocs Shoes
Farmer’s Pond Advice for Youngsters
Gator Baiter
Gators Gone?
My Last Swim In The Ocean
Real Crocodile Leather
Reptile Ride

 

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ParaPlane Ride

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New Man Group

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21-Sep-2018