Redneck Manicure

Spa facial treatment in the Florida Everglades

“Man-i-cure” to Bubba means staying away from the swamp chickens

Taking risks with alligators at the Everglades Holiday Park in Florida

taken by the Joe-kster at the Alligator Show,
Everglades Holiday Park, Florida
after a thrilling swampy Everglades Airboat Ride

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. - Red Auerbach

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. - Mark Twain

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I'll show you a person who doesn't have enough to do. - Unknown

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison

see also   Alligator  &  Redneck  Sections
African Meal on Wheels
Alligator Mating
Alligator Molesting
Alligator Path
Animal Life Spans
Aussie Boat Ride
Biking in Florida
Croc Surfing
Crocs Shoes
Farmer’s Pond Advice for Youngsters
Gator Baiter
Gators Gone?
My Last Swim In The Ocean
Real Crocodile Leather
Reptile Ride


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