Redneck Manicure

Spa facial treatment in the Florida Everglades

“Man-i-cure” to Bubba means staying away from the swamp chickens



Taking risks with alligators at the Everglades Holiday Park in Florida



















taken by the Joe-kster at the Alligator Show,
Everglades Holiday Park, Florida
after a thrilling swampy Everglades Airboat Ride

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Show me where to put my John Hancrock. - Archie Bunker

You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. - Red Auerbach

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump

The supreme function of reason is to show man that some things are beyond reason. - Blaise Pascal

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I'll show you a person who doesn't have enough to do. - Unknown

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


see also   Alligator  &  Redneck  Sections
African Meal on Wheels
Alligator Mating
Alligator Molesting
Alligator Path
Animal Life Spans
Aussie Boat Ride
Biking in Florida
Croc Surfing
Crocs Shoes
Farmer’s Pond Advice for Youngsters
Gator Baiter
Gators Gone?
My Last Swim In The Ocean
Real Crocodile Leather
Reptile Ride

 

Organic Compromise

Wurst-Case Scenario

Fish Hat

Chain Weave Hairstyle

Florida Sewer Rat

Redneck Water Fountain

2019 Hooters Owl & Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Four Husbands

Ready To Leave

Ye Olde Simple Simon

Business In Front, Party In Back

Special Touch

Man At Work

Mop Dog

Wrench Wheel
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15-Dec-2018