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Traffic Jam 'Prepared To Be Annoyed' Alert

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Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

You are no bigger than the things that annoy you. - Jerry Bundsen

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live. - Elbert Hubbard

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow. - Aesop

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The will to win is meaningless without the will to prepare. - Joe Gibbs

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail Godwin

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

You were born to win. But to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win. - Zig Ziglar

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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19-Aug-2018