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Toy Prayers
Loud request to heaven for gifts about to be received

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. “I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE… I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO… I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR…”

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, “Why are you shoutingyour prayers? God isn’t deaf.”

To which the little brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!”


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15-Jan-2019