Road Map for Men

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A guide to proper etiquette in the Men’s Restroom



Proper etiquette in the Men's Restroom

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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13-Nov-2019