Road Map for Men

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A guide to proper etiquette in the Men’s Restroom



Proper etiquette in the Men's Restroom

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Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it. - H L Mencken

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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23-May-2019