Road Map for Men

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A guide to proper etiquette in the Men’s Restroom



Proper etiquette in the Men's Restroom

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Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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25-Aug-2019