Moses’ Headache Relief

What happened when Moses complained about his headache



Moses took two tablets for his headache

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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets


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23-May-2019