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Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi


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