Easter Bunny Wisdom

Everything I need to know, I learned from the Easter Bunny


- Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

- The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

- Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

- Good things come in small sugarcoated packages.

- Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

- There’s no such thing as too much candy.

- Keep your paws off other people’s jelly beans.

- Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

- All work and no play can make you a basket case.

- A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

- The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.

- An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

- To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.

- Some body parts should be floppy.

- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

- The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.


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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

Everyone is wise until he speaks. - Irish Drinking Toast

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. - M. Scott Peck

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Sir Francis Bacon

It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves. - Francois De La Rochefoucauld

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

Collect as precious pearls the words of the wise and virtuous. - Abd-el-Kadar

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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24-Aug-2019