Easter Bunny Wisdom

Everything I need to know, I learned from the Easter Bunny


- Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

- The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

- Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

- Good things come in small sugarcoated packages.

- Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

- There’s no such thing as too much candy.

- Keep your paws off other people’s jelly beans.

- Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

- All work and no play can make you a basket case.

- A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

- The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.

- An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

- To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.

- Some body parts should be floppy.

- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

- The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.


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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

Everyone is wise until he speaks. - Irish Drinking Toast

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

What the wise seek is in themselves. - Confucius

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. - M. Scott Peck

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

The wise learns many things from their enemies. - Aristophanes

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. - Menander

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Collect as precious pearls the words of the wise and virtuous. - Abd-el-Kadar

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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26-Jun-2019