Easter Bunny Wisdom

Everything I need to know, I learned from the Easter Bunny


- Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

- The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

- Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

- Good things come in small sugarcoated packages.

- Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

- There’s no such thing as too much candy.

- Keep your paws off other people’s jelly beans.

- Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

- All work and no play can make you a basket case.

- A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

- The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.

- An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

- To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.

- Some body parts should be floppy.

- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

- The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.


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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

A wise man cares not for what he cannot have. - Unknown

Wise is he who collects the wisdom of others. - Juan Guerra Caceras

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can. - Michel de Montaigne

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

Wisdom consists, not in seeing what is directly before us, but in discerning those things which may come to pass. - Terence

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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15-Oct-2019