One Horsepower Car

World-First 1 horsepower, carrot-dangling car





Cart and carrot before the horse

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it. - Unknown

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett


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18-Feb-2018