One Horsepower Car

World-First 1 horsepower, carrot-dangling car





Cart and carrot before the horse

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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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21-Sep-2018