Calling In Sick - Snow Job for the Boss

How to prove that you shouldn’t be going to work today



Snow Job for the Boss - Calling in sick to work



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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - the Joe-kster

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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20-Aug-2019