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Train-ed Couple
Keeping warm on a sleeper train

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping compartment on a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the man on the top bunk, the woman on the lower.

In the middle of the night the man leans over and says, “I’m sorry, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket?”

The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, “I’ve got a better idea... let’s pretend we’re married.”

“Why not,” laughs the man.

“Good,” she replies. “Get your own friggin’ blanket.”


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25-Aug-2019