If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit,
so eat as many as you want.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The
solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge off your appetite and
you’ll eat less.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place.
Isn’t that handy?
If you can’t eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can’t eat all
your chocolate, what’s wrong with you?
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid
of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
Don’t they actually counteract each other?
Money talks. Chocolate sings.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment
industry would be devastated.
Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at
least you’ll get one thing done.
Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon
It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson
I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor
Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown
To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote
Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz
Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown
I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun
Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss
I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger
I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker
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