If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit,
so eat as many as you want.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The
solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge off your appetite and
you’ll eat less.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place.
Isn’t that handy?
If you can’t eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can’t eat all
your chocolate, what’s wrong with you?
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid
of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
Don’t they actually counteract each other?
Money talks. Chocolate sings.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment
industry would be devastated.
Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at
least you’ll get one thing done.
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown
Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie
I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown
Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown
Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown
To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown
Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman
Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling
It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker
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