The following small quiz consists of 4 questions. It tells whether you are qualified for Professional positions. According to statistics of Andersen Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam. Scroll down for the answers. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is : open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
The above question tested whether you are doing simple things in a complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
The above question tested your logic skills.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant! ... it’s still in the refrigerator!
The above question tested your memory skills.
OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to testify your qualification to be a Professional.
4. There is the river where the crocodiles live. How do you get across it?
Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!
The above question tested your comprehensive skills. If you did not get any of the questions right, relax - you are perfectly qualified for a management position!
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Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump
Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy
A professional writer is an amateur who didn't quit. - Richard Bach
Incomprehensible jargon is the hallmark of a profession. - Kingman Brewster
Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson
The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese
Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett
To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown
The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau
Our profession is the only one which works unceasingly to annihilate itself. - Martin H. Fischer
The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten
Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley
Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard
Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell
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A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy
Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry
I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard
Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher
It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd
Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt
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Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams
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A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
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Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry
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