The following small quiz consists of 4 questions. It tells whether you are qualified for Professional positions. According to statistics of Andersen Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam. Scroll down for the answers. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is : open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
The above question tested whether you are doing simple things in a complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
The above question tested your logic skills.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant! ... it’s still in the refrigerator!
The above question tested your memory skills.
OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to testify your qualification to be a Professional.
4. There is the river where the crocodiles live. How do you get across it?
Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!
The above question tested your comprehensive skills. If you did not get any of the questions right, relax - you are perfectly qualified for a management position!
Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer
Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle
I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard
Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump
Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. - Will Rogers
Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker
The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown
Our profession is the only one which works unceasingly to annihilate itself. - Martin H. Fischer
Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash
The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten
You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower
A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright
You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming
The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell
The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke
Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen
Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry
It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd
Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale
We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan
Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian
When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde
Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso
Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry
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