Nursing Home Relief

A newly married man put his elderly father into a nursing home. A week later, the man and his bride went to visit the father.

As they were walking up to the home, they looked through a window and spotted the father sitting in a chair watching TV.  All of a sudden, the father started to lean forward, and a nurse ran right up and pushed him upright.

Then he starts leaning to the left. Again a nurse rushes over and pushes him, upright.

A moment later he starts leaning to the right. This time two nurses push him back upright.

The newlyweds enter the home, to visit with the father.
How do you like it here? asked the son.

It's not so bad, replied the father, I really like it here. My only complaint is that they won't let you fart!

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