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Ginger
Blaming the dog for broccoli flatulence?
Spreading flatulent remarks at the dinner table

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the toot.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet, and said in a rather stern voice, “Ginger!”

The woman thought, “this is great!” and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, “dammit Ginger!” Once again the woman smiled and thought, “yes!”

A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, “Dammit Ginger, get away from that woman before she craps on you!”


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21-May-2019