A frog goes to have his fortune told.
The fortune teller looks at his little webbed palm and says, “Aha! You’re about to
meet a beautiful young lady who is going to want to know everything about you.”
The frog says, “Thanks! I’m going to run right back to the pond so I won’t miss
The fortune teller says, “You won’t meet her at the pond. You’re going to meet her in her freshman biology class.”
Frog & Genie Sections
Animal Life Spans
Don’t Ever Give Up
Fishing Trip With Jack
Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!!
Feel-Good Story of the Year
Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number?
Men In Kilts
2 At A Time
Redneck House Move