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Fart Match
Make sure you only play the first half of this game

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man lets out a loud fart and says, “one-nil.”

His wife rolls over and asks, “What in the world was that?”

The old man says, “A goal. I’m ahead one-nil.”

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, “Goal! One all.”

The old boy farts again. “Goal! I’m ahead 2-1.”

Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, “Goal! 2 all.”

The old man tries to fart again, but cannot. Trying desperately not be out done by his wife, he gives it everything he has to get out just one more fart. He strains a little too hard and craps in the bed. The wife asks, “Now what in the world was that?”

The old man replies, “Half-time, switch sides!”


see also   Bad Gas  &  Marriage  Sections
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18-Feb-2018