Either The Cat or Husband Goes

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A husband's conjungal and a wife's convivial obligation - Archie Bunker

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner


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22-May-2019