Either The Cat or Husband Goes

When one of them will go to a good home

Free To Good Home - Either the cat or husband goes

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me. - Groucho Marx

Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can even call yourself a beginner. - Jerry Seinfeld

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

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