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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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18-Feb-2019