Candy Canes

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Dancing Candy Canes

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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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21-Aug-2018