Bomb Squad Prank

Origin of the “Big Bang Theory”

You could almost hear a pin drop...


Bomb squad prank

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne


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20-Jul-2019