Bat Flying Blind

Blind as a bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to kiss off and let him get some sleep.

However, they persisted until he finally gave in. “Okay, follow me,” he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.

“YES, YES, YES!” all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.

“GOOD,” shouted the bat, “BECAUSE I DIDN’T!”


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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

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Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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18-Jun-2019