A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to kiss off and let him get some sleep.
However, they persisted until he finally gave in. “Okay, follow me,” he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.
“YES, YES, YES!” all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.
“GOOD,” shouted the bat, “BECAUSE I DIDN’T!”
Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil
A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey
I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson
Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie
Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus
I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young
There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown
I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham
It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire
A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees
A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin
I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin
There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope
One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange
Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth
To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton
Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle
Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant
No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.
All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington
The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland
I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich
That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins
The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen
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