Bat Flying Blind

Blind as a bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to kiss off and let him get some sleep.

However, they persisted until he finally gave in. “Okay, follow me,” he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.

“YES, YES, YES!” all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.

“GOOD,” shouted the bat, “BECAUSE I DIDN’T!”


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Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

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If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

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and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

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One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

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Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

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23-Apr-2019