Anagram Humour

Words, Phrases & Business Terms


[An Anagram is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase... Anagrams have been enjoyed for thousands of years - Louis XIII appointed a Royal Anagrammatist to entertain the court with anagrams of people's names! ...]

A Case Of Mistaken Identity = Testimony Indicates A Fake
A Gentleman = Elegant Man
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
A Domesticated Animal = Docile, As A Man Tamed It
A McDonald's Burger = Real Dog And Crumbs!
A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller On Go, Amasses Nothing
A Stitch In Time Saves Nine = This Is Meant As Incentive
Accenture = Enact Cure
Adios, Amigos = I Go, So I Am Sad
Adolph Coors Company = Drool, Hops Accompany!
Aeroflot = Fare: Loot / Fear Tool
Agillion, Inc. = I'll Gain Coin
Air France = Farce 'n Air
Alcatel = Ate Call
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Alien Abductions = Tabloid Nuisance
Allstate Insurance = Rascal Lieutenants
Altavista = A Vast Tail
America Online = Re: Mail in Ocean
American Airlines = In Earlier, Maniacs?
American Greetings = Engineers Magic Art
Analog Devices = Naïve Coed Gals
Animosity = Is No Amity
Answers.com = Crass Women
Apple Computer = Meet Popular PC / Operate Plum PC
Apple Computer Corporation = Am I A Corrupt PC Or Not, People?
Apple Computer, Inc. = Laptop PC? Me, I Run CE!
Astronomers = No More Stars / Moon Starers
Atlas Van Lines = Vast Snail Lane
AutoTrade.com = Amateur Doctor

Banana Republic = Annual Bribe Cap / Incapable Urban
Barbie Doll = I'll Bare Bod / Babe I'd Roll / Liberal Bod
Bell Atlantic = In Battle Call
Blockbuster = Stock: Rubble
Boeing = Big One

Bottoms Up! = Pubs' Motto
Breastfeeding = Insert Feedbag
British Airways = Was Bit Hairy, Sir?
British Airways Concorde = Crew Say It Is Rich On Board
British Petroleum = Pure Mobile Thirst
Business.com = Nice Sum, Boss
Butterfly = Flutter-by

Caldera = Lead Car
Campbell Soup = Placebo Lumps
Camry = My Car
Capital Records = Coal Porter Disc?
Casio Watch = Ciao! Swatch
Charles Schwab = Crash Blew Cash
Cheapbytes = Beach Types
Cheerios = Echo Rise
Chevrolet = Clever, Hot
Christmas Tree = Search, Set, Trim
Cigarette Advertising = Creating Grave Ditties
Cinemax = Mexican
Circumstantial Evidence = Can Ruin A Selected Victim
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Clothespins = So Let's Pinch
Comfort Inn = Not Confirm
Comsat Corporation = Compatriot Racoons
Continuous = Nut Cousin
Contraction = I Can Contort
Contradiction = Accord Not In It
Conversation = Voices Rant On
Credit Lyonnais = Nice Dirty Loans

Darling I Love You = Leaving Your Idol / Avoiding Our Yell
David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV
Day Trader = A Dry Trade
Debit Card = Bad Credit
Delta Airlines = I Land Earliest
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
Dictionary = Indicatory
Diplomacy = Mad Policy
DirecTV = TV Cried
Discover Card = Drives Accord
Disraeli = I Lead, Sir
Dodge Ram = Do Drag Me
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Dot-com Shares = O, Most Crashed!
Doubleclick = Click Be Loud
Doubleday = Loaded Buy
Dreamworks = Mad Workers
Dreyfus = Dry Fuse

Eastman Kodak Company = A Tacky Snap Mode, OK Man?
Ebay = A Bye
Eddie Bauer = I, A Beer Dude

Election Results = Let's Recount
Electronic Arts = Least Incorrect
Eleven Plus Two = Twelve Plus One
Elvis = Lives
Ericsson Mobile Phones = So, so Incomprehensible
Esquire Magazine = I'm A Queen-Size Rag
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
Exclamation = A Climax

Fart = Raft
Fidelity = Fit Yield
Fisher-Price = Chirp Is Free
Florence Nightingale = Nigel, Fetch An Iron Leg / Flit On Cheering Angel
Folgers = Golfers
Four Seasons = Snores of USA
Fruit of the Loom = Off Toilet Humor
Funeral = Real Fun

Gateway = Get Away
General Dynamics = Legendary Maniacs
General Electric = Electrical Genre
General Motors = Enlarges Motor / Or Great Lemons
George Bush = He Bugs Gore
George Herbert Walker Bush - Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
Geoworks = Egos Work
Global One = Label: No-Go
Great Universal Stores = Turnover Gets Salaries!
Greyhound = Young Herd / Hey, Dog, Run!

Hallmark, Inc. = Charm All Kin
Healthy Choice Eatables = Oh! Aesthetic Bellyache
Heavy Rain? = Hire A Navy!
Hello Kitty = Kill The Toy
Holiday Inn = Holy Indian
Howard Stern = Retard Shown
Hydroxydesoxycorticosterone = Hydroxydeoxycorticosterones  (the largest anagrams)

I Fit Iron Dick = Frickin Idiot
I note The Queen has reigned over us for sixty years = “She is quite extraordinary”, everyone often gushes
Indomitableness = Endless Ambition
International Business Machines = Secret Businessman Annihilation
Internet Joe-ks = Inner Joke Test / Inert Joke Nest
Internet Stocks = Consistent Trek
Interwoven = Vote Winner
Intoxicate = Excitation
Iomega = I Am Ego
Is There Life on Mars? = Aliens? Mothers' rife!

Joe-ks Humour = Joke Humor Us
Joe-kster = Jester OK

KLM Royal Dutch Airlines = Land Hairy - Kill Customers

Learjet = Real Jet
Les Demoiselles d'Avignon = Vile Meaningless Doodles
Liberate = Real Bite
Lifesavers = Safer Lives
Linuxcare = Clear Unix
Lipton Tea = Teapot Nil
Listen = Silent
Little Caesar's = Stale Articles
Love Is Blind = Blond Is Evil
Lucent Technologies = Huge Net Collections
Lufthansa - Fatal Huns
Lycos = Sly Co.

MacDonalds = Clam and Sod
Madame Curie = Me? Radium Ace
Madonna of the Rocks = So Dark The Con Of Man
Macy's Department Store = Randomly Attempts Crease
Margaret Thatcher = A Charm Tart, Get Her!  or  That Great Charmer  
MasterCard = A Dry Trade
Maternity Pants = A Nasty Prim Tent
Mattel Toys = Tamely Tots
McDonald's Restaurants = Uncle Sam's Standard Rot
Mediocrity = Me Cry "Idiot"
Medtronic = Medic Torn
Mel Gibson = Bong Smile
Merriam Webster Dictionary = May Cite Brainier Word Terms
Mickey And Minnie Mouse = Kid Mice Mean Money In U.S.
Microsoft Technical Support = Con, From Culprit's Pathetic OS
Microsoft WebTV = Cow-form Bites TV
Microsoft Word = iformworst.doc
Microware = I'm Rare Cow
Mitsubishi Corporation = I Prohibit Crimson Autos!
Monster.com = Mormon Sect
Mother-In-Law = Woman Hitler
Mountain Dew = O! I'm Unwanted
Music Television = Sit, Volume Is Nice

Natural Voices = Saliva Counter
Nature's Gift = Fruit Agents
New Digit Show = Windows Eight
New York Stock Exchange = Now Exchange Skyrocket
New York Times = Monkeys Write / Monkey Writes
New York Yankees = Sneaky Owner Key
Newcastle Brown Ale = Locals Want New Beer
Nippon Steel Corporation = No Iron, Tin, Copper Apostle
Nissan Motor Company Ltd. = Tipsy Madman On Controls
Nokia Mobile Phones = Open A Helsinki Boom!
Nortel Networks = Loner Treks Town
Nissan Altima = Snail Stamina
Nose narcotic? = Snort cocaine!
NYC Has Rude Rain = Hurricane Sandy

Olympus = So Lumpy

Paleface She Rides Hard = Fair Heads Scalped Here
Paramount Pictures = Upon Amateur Script
Parishioners = I Hire Parsons
Parliament = Partial Men
Pentium = Input 'em
Peoplesoft = Lots Of Peep
Perfumania.com = Panoramic Fume
PhotoSmart = Motto: Sharp
Pillsbury - Silly Burp
Pittance = A Cent Tip
Postpartum = Ma, Pop Strut
Pre-natal = Parental / Paternal
Presbyterian = Best In Prayer
President' Hillary Clinton? = Hi! try dollar\cent spin line.
President' Hillary Clinton? = Hi! try dollar\cent spin line.
President' Hillary Clinton? = Notice thrill, lady spinner?
President' Hillary Clinton? = Rich lady, in internet polls.
President' Hillary Clinton? = Richly pliant, tender loins.
President Clinton Of The USA = To Copulate He Finds Intern
Priceline = Peril 'n Ice
Princess Cruises = Scenic Surprises
Princess Diana = End Is A Car Spin
Prognosis = Signs: Poor
Prudential = Real Pundit
Public Relations = Crap, Built On Lies
Public Relations = I Practise Bull, No?
Punishment - Nine Thumps

Radio Shack = Hacks Radio
Radisson Hotels = This Load Snores!
Raiders Of The Lost Ark = Ford, the Real Star, Is OK
Random House = Around Homes
RCA Television = Vertical Noise
Real Networks = Lowest Ranker
Richard Milhouse Nixon = His Climax Ruined Honor
Romeo And Juliet = One Jilted Amour
Ronald Reagan = A Darn Long Era
Ronald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo Warlord
Rose = Eros
Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer = Deplore, He Is The Odder Runner

Salman Rushdie = Read, Shun Islam
Schoolmaster = The Classroom
Semolina = Is No Meal
Sendmail, Inc. = Nice And Slim
Shoplifter = Has To Pilfer
Siemens = Nemesis
Sikorsky = O! Risk Sky
Silence of the Lambs = Con Bites Male Flesh
Silicon Graphics = A Long Chip Crisis / Can Logic Ship, Sir? / Gosh, Sir, I Can Clip!
Singapore Airlines = Pioneer Asian Girls
Slot Machines = Cash Lost In 'Em
Slurpee = Repulse
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
Software = Swear Oft
Spam Luncheon Meat = Means Chum On Plate
Staples.com = Costs Ample
Statue Of Liberty = Built To Stay Free
Student Information Processing Board = Computation Transgression Forbidden
Summer, Autumn, Winter, Spring = "Time's Running Past", We Murmur
Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade
Superscape = Pure Spaces
Sustainable energy = Sane, suitably green.

Telesat = Seattle
The American Dream = Meet A Dear, Rich Man

The American First Lady, Laura Bush = I am after a cuter husband - Hillary's!

The American Revolution = Unite To Revile A Monarch
The Best Things In Life Are Free = Nail-biting Refreshes The Feet
The Boeing Company = Not Cheap, Big Money!
The Check is in the Mail = Claim "Heck, I Sent It (heh)"
The Cockroach = Cook, Catch Her
The Countryside = No City Dust Here
The Detectives = Detect Thieves
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
The End Of The World Is Nigh! = Down This Hole, Frightened!
The Enron Corporation = Horror! Note Panic Tone!
The Eyes = They See
The Google Search Engine = Oh, Cheer Net-Logging Ease!
The Great Depression = Oh, Do I See GDP Shatterer?
The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant Work In Street, Partly Underneath
The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man
The Intel Corporation = Tailor One Rotten Chip
The International Space Station = I Train That Telescope On NASA Tin
The IRS = Theirs
The Last Supper = Streuth! Apples?
The Leaning Tower Of Pisa = What A Foreign Stone Pile
The Mona Lisa = Oh, Lame Saint
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
The Pillsbury Doughboy = Hi! Behold Burly Guy's Pot!
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle And Roar
The Republican Party"->"Elephant-crap? Bury it!"
The Republican Party = Prat Cheney: "April? Tub!"

The Towering Inferno = Not Worth Fire Engine
The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future
The United States of America = Attaineth Its Cause, Freedom
The United States Of America = The Dream: Fine Cause - Toast It
The United States Postal Service = It dispatches letters to avenues
Thinkpad = Kind Path
Ticketmaster = Tickets Tamer
Time Warner = Writer: Amen! / Mean Writer
Tobacco Is Our Middle Name = Communicate Bloodier Ads / Carcinoma Doubt? Some Lied!
Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter
Tony Blair, P.M. = I'm Tory plan B
Toyota Landcruiser = O, Dusty Oriental Car
Travelocity = Try Locative
Tropicana = An Apricot
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea = Huge Water Tale Stuns. End Had You Tense.
Tylenol Pill = Lo! Plenty ill

United Parcel Service = Accept, Insure, Deliver!
United Parcels Service = Price; value; directness.
Universal Pictures = Surplus In Creative
United States Of America = Dine Out: Taste A Mac, Fries

Victoria, England's Queen = Governs A Nice Quiet Land
Virgin Air = I Arriving
Vacation Times = I'm Not As Active
Viagra Impotency Drug = Going Up - Very Dramatic!
Virgin Atlantic Airlines = Instil Cavalier Training

Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. = Trim, Lean Cost-Wars
Wall Street = Treats Well
Walt Disney = Wants Yield
Walter Cronkite = Network Recital
Weather Channel = Whale Enchanter
Web Vision = View Bison
WebMethods = Show Me Debt
Wendy's International Inc. = Dinner-Wait Annoys Client
Western Union = No Wire Unsent
Wild Oats = Sow It, Lad
Windows Two Thousand = Shutdowns. Now Do Wait.
Wired = Weird
Wonderbra = Wore Brand?
WorldCom = Cold Worm

Year Two Thousand = A Year To Shut Down

 

Celebrity Anagrams

Al Pacino = A Pal Icon
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Andre Agassi = Grass An Aide
Arnold Schwarzenegger, The Governor Of California = After Recall, Sigh, An Overgrown Nerd In Charge Of Zoo
Bette Midler = Diet? Tremble!
Billy Graham = Big Rally Ham
Britney Spears = Presbyterians
Bruce Springsteen = Bursting Presence
Camilla Parker Bowles = Workable Caramel Lips
Carly Simon = Moans Lyric
Celine Dion = No, I Decline
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Damon Albarn = Dan Abnormal
Danny Devito = Native Noddy
David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV
Drew Barrymore = Merry Wardrobe
Eddie Murphy = Rude? I'm Hyped!
Elvis = Lives
Eric Clapton = Narcoleptic
Francis Ford Coppola = Cold Popcorn Affairs
George W. Bush = Begs Huge Row
Gillian Anderson = No Aliens, Darling
Gloria Estefan = Large Fat Noise
Greta Garbo = Bogart Gear
Howard Stern = He Drowns Art
Jay Leno = Enjoy L.A.
Jerry Seinfeld = Friendly Jeers
Julia Roberts = Just a Broiler

Katie Holmes = Likes a Tom, eh?
Lady Diana Spencer = Ascend in Paris
Leonardo da Vinci = O, Draconian Devil
Leonardo Dicaprio = Docile Or Paranoid
Marie Osmond = Mormon Ideas
Melanie Griffith = Right Fee in a Film
Monica Seles = Slice So Mean
Placido Domingo = God I Do Complain
Robert De Niro = Error On Bidet
Robin Williams = I Warm Billions
Sharon Stone = No Near Shots
Shirley Maclaine = American Yells "Hi"
Sigourney Weaver = Review Agony? Sure!
Stephanie Beacham = I'm As Cheap Beneath
Steven Spielberg = Best PG Never Lies
Sylvester Stallone = Slovenly Steel Star
Ted Turner = Utter Nerd
Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter
Venus Williams = Values Slim Win
Whitney Houston = In Tone - Why Shout?
William Clinton = I'm It, An Ill Clown
William Shakespeare = I Am A Weakish Speller
William Shakespeare = I'll Make A Wise Phrase

Woody Allen = Wooed All NY


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