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“If the
black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the
whole airplane made out of the same stuff?”
“We
take your bags and send them in all directions.”
“When
you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter
turbulence.”
“Why
do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?”
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Airplanes: One of those things that's of no earthly use.
Biplane: The advice I got from my mother on purchasing underwear.
Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition.
“Something
Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says.”
“Passengers Feeling
Airline Crew Cuts"”
““I
used to be a paratrooper,” Tom explained.”
“She
even flies her own jet,” Tom leered.
In what school do you have to drop out before you graduate?
What type of math do pilots study?
Why did the student carry a parachute to school?
“Flashlights
are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the purpose of storing
dead batteries.”
“If
something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.”
“Never
fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.”
“When
one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to
get you to the scene of the crash.”
“Without
ammunition, the USAF would be just another expensive flying club.”
What sickness can a plane catch?
What's a 747's
motto?
What sickness can a plane catch?
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Newfoundland Is For The Birds

Rooftop Hopscotch

Ski Bathroom

Tower Power

Middle East Airlines

Bird WhiteWash

Eagle Collision

News With A View

Bird Plane

Crane Wreck

Stay!

Glassman

Plane Pushers

Anti-Bird Protection

Hudson Class

New American Airways Plane

Goose Flight

Canadian Terroristes

I Think I'll Hold It

Nanosecond Moments

Cliff Walks
 
Pilot Bike

Tourist Route

Redneck Deer Stand

Doves Forever

Breadlace

Spooky House

Fresh Air Mask

Parachute Dropouts

Up-Set & Hungry Trucks
 
Crop Pig

Moon Crane

Ventilated Bridge

Titanic's Non-Romantic Scene

Amplified Truck

Twin Dish

Korean Public Toilet

My Ex-Wife, The Pilot

New Energy Source

The Devil's Swimming Pool

Pigeon Target Practice

Teahouse of the August Moon

Magic Fountain

Bird Watcher

Lofty Treehouses

Plane Loses Propeller

Portuguese Airport Runway

Winter SOS

Proof of Global Warming

Tennis Halfpipe

Stern Warning - a Not Yacht!

Cliff Side Camping

Truck Art

Alternative to Elevators

Happy Sky

Wet Suit Danger

Rising To The Occasion

Frequent FlyHair

Mouse Insider

Redneck Air Conditioner

How Sunset Is Made

Caveman Air Force

Car Stool

Rock-In Chair

Yoga Leadership

Jet Bike

Spot the Hidden Cell Tower

Two Meals In One

Step Child

Crossed Wires

Duck That Did Not Duck

Chimney Sweep Challenge

Nosey Bird

Digging One's Own Grave

Tree Gondola

Tightrope Bike

Skylines of the World

Blue Angels Trainees

Full Wheel Deal

Lunch Time

Lawn Chair Pilot

New York's Morning Cup of Java

Pilot’s Seeing Eye Dog

Birds On A Wire

Redneck Stealth Bomber

Learn To Fly

Biggest Fan On The Block

Computer Travelers

Friends Don't Let Good Friends
Drive Drunk

Redneck Airplane

Water Prop

Bad Day Flyer

The Butt of all Plane Joe-ks

Economy Flight Plan

Flying With Angels

World's Highest Tennis Match

Beachport

Houston Space Problem

Airbus 2006 - A Tale of Two
Pilots

Bird Flu Flight

1st Static Electricity-Powered Home (3.1M)
2005 Hooters Calendar
2006 Hooters Calendar
2007 Hooters Calendar
2009 Hooters Calendar

2009 Rush Job Calendar

A Free Ride: $10 is $10!
A Horse's Ass IS Important
Abandon Ship - Japanese Style
Aborted Microsoft Flight
Aerodynamic Advantage on the
Prairies
Aeroflop - Winterized Passenger Service
African Lunch
Air Canada Baggage Delivery
Air Head
Air Poland's Inaugural Flight - New Design for Air Canada?
Air Santa
Air-To-Ground Speeding Ticket
Air Traffic Control - Gas Tank Advice
Air Traffic Control-Her
Air Transportation
Airbag Safety
Airbus 2006 - A Tale of Two Pilots
Airless See-Through Tires
Airline Safety
Airplane In Suds
Airport Luggage Check for High Flyers
Alternative to Elevators
Amazing Catch
(1.2M)
Amish
Airlines - Maiden Voyage
Amplified Truck
Anti-Bird Protection

Arrival Greetings From Iraq
Astronomy Perspective
Aviator's Night Before Christmas
Baby Brother Thrown Out Of Heaven
Backgammon Oneup-lady-ship
(1.2M)
Bad Day Flyer
Bad Gas (rareified air, eh!)
Balloon Advertising for Exploding Results
Balloon Clothing
Barbsled - Ladies Downhill Racing @ Turin 2006
Batman Wannabes
Beachport
Bend-But-Don't Break On The Mountain Top
Biggest Fan On The Block
Bill Mailbox
Bird Bomb - Whitewash To Go
Bird Flu Flight
Bird Flu Prevention
Bird Plane

Bird Watcher
Bird WhiteWash

Birding Skills 101
Birds On A Wire
Blonde Air Grabber
Blonde Astronauts
Blue Angels Trainees
Breadlace
Breathtaking Moon Picture From An Airplane!
Bungee Jumping 'Down Under'
(680k)
Burning The Midnight Oil With A Candlestick
Burning Water
Bush Reveals Mexico Plans
The Butt of all Plane Joe-ks
Camouflage Helicopter
Camping Stars
Canada’s Secret Aircraft Carrier – STOL Around, eh!
Canada Strikes Back - Saskatchewan Anti-Missile System
Canada's Unnamed Airline
Canadian Terroristes

Cancel Our Date (470k)

Cancer Tree
Car Hosers
(1.5M)
Car Problems
Car Stool
Cat Flap - a Toast For Your Cat
Caveman Air Force
Cheerless Leader
Chimney Sweep Challenge
Choice Airlines
Christmas Birdhouse
Cleared To Land
Cliff Side Camping
Cliff Walks
Close Fly By
Cockpit Announcement
Cold Canada Winter
Computer Travel - Send Me There!
Computer Travelers
Concorde Wheel of Misfortune
Confessions of a Sudoku Addict
Control Tower Conversations
Convertible Bus
Crane Wreck

Crop Pig
Crossed Wires
Cruise Time
Deer Hunting Bird
(580k)
The Devil's Swimming Pool
Diatribe Facts du Jour
Digging One's Own Grave
Discount Airfare
for 2-Year Olds
Domino's Delivers Everywhere
Don’t Mess With A Newfie
Don't Mess With The Tower
Doves Forever
Downer Rental Car
Driveway With A View
Driving in Bolivia
Drop In For Dinner
Duck That Did Not Duck
Each Country Gets The President It Deserves pps
Eagle Collision

Economy Flight
Economy Flight Plan
Eh Two, Canada? Canadian Knowledge Quiz
Elastic Baby - Family Stress Relief
Election Promises from an Executive Airbus
Elephant Nest
Escape From Rush Hour Traffic
Extreme Sports (2.4M)

The Eye Of God - NASA Hubble Telescope
F18 Mid-Air
Collision
Fast Flight
Ferrari Park
Firemen to the Rescue Highest Bidder (3.9M)
First Class Blonde
First Ever
C-17 Carrier Landing
First Flight Nerves
First Man on the Moon - a Hoax?
The
First Woman In Space
Flare Guns & Skydiving Don't Mix (3.0M)
Flight Conversations
Flight Downer
Flight Instructions
Florida Bird Flu:
2005
2006
Fly By Night Pilot
Fly in the Toilet
Fly Over That Fire
Fly This Airline for Longer & Larger Bad Gas
Flying Blind
Flying Cathedral Excuse
Fly-ing Lesson
Flying The Friendly Skies
Flying With Angels
Formation Flying for Jet Airplanes
Free Trip To Heaven
Frequent FlyHair
Fresh Air Mask
Friends Don't Let Good Friends Drive Drunk
Full Wheel Deal
Gay Airline's Damaged Tail Section
General Nuisance
German Car Parkade
Ghoulfriend's Flight Path - Don't Drink And Fly
Glassman

Going To Havaii
Goose Flight

Granny Chair
Ground 1 ... Air Crew 0
Guarding The House
Hairstyle Wiring
Hammer King
(2.9M)
Happy Sky
Harrier Ejection... Harrying Experience (2.3M)
Having A
Wonderful Hawaii Wish
Heathrow Airport - Paging Alert
Helicopter Inspection for Cracks
Helicopter Mother Load
Helicopter
Pilot Can't Find Santa
Hell
Does Freeze Over!
High Flying Blonde Pilot
High Strung Violinist
Hijacked Plane Full of Lawyers
Hot Air Balloon Illusion
Hot Dog Fireworks (800k)
Houston Space Problem
How Blonde Was She?
How Not To Prop Start Your Plane
How Sunset Is Made
How To Become A Star
How To Improve Your Car's Radio Reception
How To Load Your Dirt Bike (1.2M)
How To Tell If There's A Terrorist At The Airport
Hudson Class

I Smell A Rat
I Think I'll Hold It
Ice Fountain
If NASA Needs Money ...
In A Perfect World (460k)
In-flight Refuelling
Insane Rock Climber (3.7M)
Iraq
Aircraft Carrier
Iraq Navy
Irate Customer
Irish Weather Forecasting
Is Your Border Safe? (1.2M)
Ivanovitch
Japanese Air Force - Pearl Harbor II?
Jet Bike
Jet Fuel Drink
Jet-Powered Barbecue
Jewish Suicide Pilots
John Deere Lawnmover
John Travolta Parks Boeing 707 Next to Home
July 4th Balloon
Jumbo Vancouver Evening Plans
Just One Goose (920k)

Justice in the Air
Kamikaze Fly
Korean Public Toilet
Last Call
Last Gasp Request
Lawn Chair Man
Lawn Chair Pilot
Learn To Fly
Line Dancing - High Wire Version
Locked Luggage
(4.7M)
Lofty Treehouses
LONG Neck Giraffe
Look Daddy - Baby Kittens!
Los Angeles
International Airport – Renamed
Lunch Anyone?
Lunch Time
Lutheran Airlines – New Service in Meennesnowta
Magic Fountain
Menno Air Splits – Makes Basiness Sanse!
Middle East Airlines

Military Humour
Mirror Objects
Moojita Scale
Moon Crane
Moon Theft
Mountain Road
Mouse Insider
My Ex-Wife, The Pilot
Nanosecond Moments
Navy Golf Course for Aircraft Carriers
New Airforce One Plane
New American Airways Plane

New Energy Source
New Fishing Technique (5.0M)
New York's Morning Cup of Java
Newfie Departure
Newfie Light Fixture
Newfies Make Good Astronauts
Newfie's Short Runway
Newfoundland Is For The Birds

News Helicopter Crash (780k)
News With A View

Nice Landing
'No Fart Forest' for Extreme Fire Hazards
Norad Santa Tracking on Christmas Eve
Norvegian Groaners
Nosey Bird
Nun-Sense @ the Airport
Olympic Non-Medalist Skiier (130k)
On Hold - On The Other Line
One Way Ticket To Mars
Outdoor Pool
Ozonol
PantAm Airways - Dog's First Choice In Travel
Parachute Airline's Latest Seat Sale
Parachute Dropouts
Parachute Priorities
Parachute Problems
The Perfect Wife
(1.3M)
Pigeon Target Practice
Piggy Back, Back Flip
(1.3M)
Pilot Bike
Pilot Gets Heavenly Treatment
Pilot Prop Job
Pilot’s Seeing Eye Dog
Pilot To Ground Crew
Pizza Air's Inaugural Delivery
Plain Plane School
Plane Camper
Plane Loses Propeller
Plane Oops!
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#2
#3
#4
#5
#6
#7
#8
#9
Plane Pushers

Pooped Out Playground
Porsche Bird Droppings
Port-a-Potty Preparation
Portuguese Airport Runway
Praying & Preying Mantis
Proof of Global Warming
Proof That There Is Water On Mars
Propeller Merits
Punjabi Airways
Quit Smoking Resolution
Recycled Bird Plops - Gift From Above (1.4M)
Red Alert Flight
Redneck Air Conditioner
Redneck Airplane
Redneck Deer Stand
Redneck's Flight Refund
Redneck Furnace
Redneck GPS
Redneck Parachute
Redneck Space Shuttle
Redneck Stealth Bomber
Redneck Storm Shelter
Redneck Swing
Regulations for the Operation of
Aircraft (1920)
Rising To The Occasion
Rocket Scientist
Rock-In Chair
Rooftop Hopscotch

Room With A View
Rude Parrot
Rules of The Air
Russian Bar Trio
(2.5M)
Salt Water Fuel
(4.9M)
Sand Storm in Al Asad, Iraq
Santa's Jet
'Say Cheese' One Last Time
Say Goodbye
Scottish Fly
Seasoned Moose Hunters
Seeing-Eye Pilots
Send Your Son Home For The Holidays
Sick Poem
Singapore Airlines Planes Don’t Have Baby Planes
Ski Bathroom

Skydiving Typo – Changing Course in Mid-Air
Skylines of the World
Smoking Area Ceiling
South Africa Airlines - Specialists in Turbulence (340k)
Space Space
Joe-ks
Special Present For Grandpa
Speed Limit Enforced By Attack Aircraft
Spooky House
Spot the Hidden Cell Tower
Star Wars Computer
Star Wars Day
Stay!

Step Child
Stern Warning - a Not Yacht!
Sumo Skiing - Newest Olympic Event
Superman Grounded
Swallow Swallow
Taco Night - that Friday Feeling (1.4M)
'Take Your Kid To Work' Day
Taste of Olympic Success
Tasty Migratory Birds
Teahouse of the August Moon
Tennis Halfpipe
Tightrope Bike
Time To Move
Tire On A Roll (1.3M)
Titanic's Non-Romantic Scene
To Feel Like A Woman
Top Gun Burritos
Top Thrill Dragster - Roller Coaster Ride of Doom (630k)
Tornado's Path of Destruction
Tough Love
Tourist Route
Tower Power

Toyota's New Bait Car (800k)
Training Wheel Roller Coaster
Transmission Line Parallel Bars
Tree Gondola
Trial Software for Pilots
Truck Art
Twin Dish
Two Meals In One
Typical Work Progress Report (410k)
UFO
Up-Set & Hungry Trucks
USA Flight
Formation
Ventilated Bridge
W’Airing Out The Jet Engine
Water Prop
Welcome to Air Zimbabwe
We're All Gay!
We're Off to See the Wizard!
Wet Suit Danger
Wheel-y High Tricycle
When Bicycle Helmets Make No Sense
Where To Find The Trees In Newfoundland
Window Bungee Jumping - Latest Extreme Sport
Winter in Manitoba
Winter SOS
Wong Motor Home
World's Highest Bridge
World's 'Highest' Outhouse
World's Highest Tennis Match
Yoga Leadership
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