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When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?
Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the purpose of storing dead batteries.
When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.
Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another expensive flying club.
Biplane: The advice I got from my mother on purchasing underwear.
If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.
Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.
In what school do you have to drop out before you graduate?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Airplanes: One of those things that's of no earthly use.
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
“Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash,” Expert Says.
Why did the student carry a parachute to school?
“I used to be a paratrooper,” Tom explained.
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition.
Passengers Feeling Airline Crew Cuts
“She even flies her own jet,” Tom leered.
What type of math do pilots study?
What sickness can a plane catch?
What sickness can a plane catch?
What was the first cat to fly?
What's a 747's motto?

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Shredded Tweet


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Highwire Shark


Hot Air Balloon Dominoes


Auntie Gravity Research


Plain Plane Seat


Numb Skulls in Homeland Security


New Airport Check-in Attire


Duct Tape Plane


Laptop Security


Paper Lunge


World's Hardest Golf Shot


Highest Human Position In The World


Plane Limo


Sun Protection


Never Run a Red Light!


Mary Potter


Long Kiss


Ant Attack


New Ball Boy


Air Meal


Redneck Stove Burner


Clear View


Newfoundland Is For The Birds


Rooftop Hopscotch


Ski Bathroom


Tower Power


Middle East Airlines


Bird WhiteWash


Eagle Collision


News With A View


Bird Plane


Crane Wreck


Stay!


Glassman


Plane Pushers


Anti-Bird Protection


Hudson Class


New American Airways Plane


Goose Flight


Canadian Terroristes


I Think I'll Hold It


Nanosecond Moments


Cliff Walks


Pilot Bike


Tourist Route


Redneck Deer Stand


Doves Forever


Breadlace


Spooky House


Fresh Air Mask


Parachute Dropouts


Up-Set & Hungry Trucks


Crop Pig


Moon Crane


Ventilated Bridge


Titanic's Non-Romantic Scene


Amplified Truck


Twin Dish


Korean Public Toilet


My Ex-Wife, The Pilot


New Energy Source


The Devil's Swimming Pool


Pigeon Target Practice


Teahouse of the August Moon


Magic Fountain


Bird Watcher


Lofty Treehouses


Plane Loses Propeller


Portuguese Airport Runway


Winter SOS


Proof of Global Warming


Tennis Halfpipe


Stern Warning - a Not Yacht!


Cliff Side Camping


Truck Art


Alternative to Elevators


Happy Sky


Wet Suit Danger


Rising To The Occasion


Frequent FlyHair


Mouse Insider


Redneck Air Conditioner


How Sunset Is Made


Caveman Air Force


Car Stool


Rock-In Chair


Yoga Leadership


Jet Bike


Spot the Hidden Cell Tower


Two Meals In One


Step Child


Crossed Wires


Duck That Did Not Duck


Chimney Sweep Challenge


Nosey Bird


Digging One's Own Grave


Tree Gondola


Tightrope Bike


Skylines of the World


Blue Angels Trainees


Full Wheel Deal


Lunch Time


Lawn Chair Pilot


New York's Morning Cup of Java


Pilot's Seeing Eye Dog


Birds On A Wire


Redneck Stealth Bomber


Learn To Fly


Biggest Fan On The Block


Computer Travelers


Friends Don't Let Good Friends Drive Drunk


Redneck Airplane


Water Prop


Bad Day Flyer


The Butt of all Plane Joe-ks


Economy Flight Plan


Flying With Angels


World's Highest Tennis Match


Beachport


Houston Space Problem


Airbus 2006 - A Tale of Two Pilots


Bird Flu Flight


1st Static Electricity-Powered Home (3.1M)
2005 Hooters (OWL) Calendar
2006 Hooters (OWL) Calendar
2007 Hooters (OWL) Calendar
2008 Hooters (OWL) Calendar
2009 Hooters (OWL) Calendar
2010 Rush Job Calendar

Order our 2010 Hooters (OWL) Calendar - 2 options for those who give a hoot!

A Free Ride: $10 is $10!
A Horse's Ass IS Important
Abandon Ship - Japanese Style
Aborted Microsoft Flight
Aerodynamic Advantage on the Prairies
Aeroflop - Winterized Passenger Service
African Lunch
Air Canada Baggage Delivery
Air Head
Air Meal
Air Poland's Inaugural Flight - New Design for Air Canada?
Air Santa
Air-To-Ground Speeding Ticket
Air Traffic Control - Gas Tank Advice
Air Traffic Control-Her
Air Transportation
Airbag Safety
Airbus 2006 - A Tale of Two Pilots
Aircraft Carrier Landing (2.5M)
AirHeads
Airless See-Through Tires
Airline Safety
Airplane In Suds
Airport Luggage Check for High Flyers
Alternative to Elevators
Amazing Catch (1.2M)
Amish Airlines - Maiden Voyage
Amplified Truck
Ant Attack
Anti-Bird Protection
Arrival Greetings From Iraq
Astronomy Perspective
Auntie Gravity Research
Aviator's Night Before Christmas
Baby Brother Thrown Out Of Heaven
Backgammon Oneup-lady-ship (1.2M)
Bad Day Flyer
Bad Gas (rareified air, eh!)
Balloon Advertising for Exploding Results
Balloon Clothing
Barbsled - Ladies Downhill Racing @ Turin 2006
Batman Wannabes
Beachport
Bend-But-Don't Break On The Mountain Top
Biggest Fan On The Block
Bill Mailbox
Bird Bomb - Whitewash To Go
Bird Flu Flight
Bird Flu Prevention
Bird Plane
Bird Watcher
Bird WhiteWash
Birding Skills 101
Birds On A Wire
Blonde Air Grabber
Blonde Astronauts
Blue Angels Trainees
Breadlace
Breathtaking Moon Picture From An Airplane!
Bungee Jumping 'Down Under' (680k)
Burning The Midnight Oil With A Candlestick
Burning Water
Bush Reveals Mexico Plans
The Butt of all Plane Joe-ks
Camouflage Helicopter
Camping Stars
Canada's Secret Aircraft Carrier - STOL Around, eh!
Canada Strikes Back - Saskatchewan Anti-Missile System
Canada's Unnamed Airline
Canadian Terroristes
Cancel Our Date (470k)
Cancer Tree
Car Hosers  (1.5M)
Car Problems
Car Stool
Cat Flap - a Toast For Your Cat
Caveman Air Force
Cheerless Leader
Chimney Sweep Challenge
Choice Airlines
Christmas Birdhouse
Clear View
Cleared To Land
Cliff Side Camping
Cliff Walks
Close Fly By
Cockpit Announcement
Cold Canada Winter
Computer Travel - Send Me There!
Computer Travelers
Concorde Wheel of Misfortune
Confessions of a Sudoku Addict
Control Tower Conversations
Convertible Bus
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Crop Pig
Crossed Wires
Cruise Time
Deer Hunting Bird  (580k)
The Devil's Swimming Pool
Diatribe Facts du Jour
Digging One's Own Grave
Discount Airfare for 2-Year Olds
Domino's Delivers Everywhere
Don't Mess With A Newfie
Don't Mess With The Tower
Doves Forever
Downer Rental Car
Driveway With A View
Driving in Bolivia
Drop In For Dinner
Duck That Did Not Duck
Duct Tape Plane
Each Country Gets The President It Deserves
Eagle Collision
Economy Flight
Economy Flight Plan
Eh Two, Canada? Canadian Knowledge Quiz
Elastic Baby - Family Stress Relief
Election Promises from an Executive Airbus
Elephant Nest
Escape From Rush Hour Traffic
Extreme Sports  (2.4M)
The Eye Of God - NASA Hubble Telescope
F18 Mid-Air Collision
Fast Flight
Father Load
Ferrari Park
Firemen to the Rescue Highest Bidder  (3.9M)
First Class Blonde
First Ever C-17 Carrier Landing
First Flight Nerves
First Man on the Moon - a Hoax?
The First Woman In Space
Flare Guns & Skydiving Don't Mix  (3.0M)
Flight Conversations
Flight Downer
Flight Instructions
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2006
Fly By Night Pilot
Fly in the Toilet
Fly Over That Fire
Fly This Airline for Longer & Larger Bad Gas
Flying Blind
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Fly-ing Lesson
Flying The Friendly Skies
Flying With Angels
Formation Flying for Jet Airplanes
Free Trip To Heaven
Frequent FlyHair
Fresh Air Mask
Friends Don't Let Good Friends Drive Drunk
Frozen Crabs
Full Wheel Deal
Gay Airline's Damaged Tail Section
General Nuisance
German Car Parkade
Ghoulfriend's Flight Path - Don't Drink And Fly
Glassman
Going To Havaii
Goose Flight
Granny Chair
Ground 1 ... Air Crew 0
Guarding The House
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Hammer King  (2.9M)
Happy Sky
Harrier Ejection... Harrying Experience  (2.3M)
Having A Wonderful Hawaii Wish
Heathrow Airport - Paging Alert
Helicopter Inspection for Cracks
Helicopter Mother Load
Helicopter Pilot Can't Find Santa
Hell Does Freeze Over!
High Flying Blonde Pilot
High Strung Violinist
Highest Human Position In The World
Highwire Shark
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Hot Air Balloon Dominoes
Hot Air Balloon Illusion
Hot Dog Fireworks  (800k)
Houston Space Problem
How Blonde Was She?
How Not To Prop Start Your Plane
How Sunset Is Made
How To Become A Star
How To Improve Your Car's Radio Reception
How To Load Your Dirt Bike  (1.2M)
How To Tell If There's A Terrorist At The Airport
Hudson Class
I Smell A Rat
I Think I'll Hold It
Ice Fountain
If NASA Needs Money ...
In A Perfect World  (460k)
In-flight Refuelling
Insane Rock Climber  (3.7M)
Iraq Aircraft Carrier
Iraq Navy
Irate Customer
Irish Weather Forecasting
Is Your Border Safe?  (1.2M)
Ivanovitch
Japanese Air Force - Pearl Harbor II?
Jet Bike
Jet Fuel Drink
Jet-Powered Barbecue
Jewish Suicide Pilots
John Deere Lawnmover
John Travolta Parks Boeing 707 Next to Home
July 4th Balloon
Jumbo Vancouver Evening Plans
Just One Goose  (920k)
Justice in the Air
Kamikaze Fly
Korean Public Toilet
Laptop Security
Last Call
Last Gasp Request
Lawn Chair Man
Lawn Chair Pilot
Learn To Fly
Line Dancing - High Wire Version
Locked Luggage  (4.7M)
Lofty Treehouses
Long Kiss
LONG Neck Giraffe
Look Daddy - Baby Kittens!
Los Angeles International Airport - Renamed
Lunch Anyone?
Lunch Time
Lutheran Airlines - New Service in Meennesnowta
Magic Fountain
Mary Potter
Menno Air Splits - Makes Basiness Sanse!
Middle East Airlines
Military Humour
Mirror Objects
Moojita Scale
Moon Crane
Moon Theft
Mountain Road
Mouse Insider
My Ex-Wife, The Pilot
Nanosecond Moments
Navy Golf Course for Aircraft Carriers
Never Run a Red Light!
New Airforce One Plane
New Airport Check-in Attire
New American Airways Plane
New Ball Boy
New Energy Source
New Fishing Technique  (5.0M)
New Navy Medicine
New York's Morning Cup of Java
Newfie Departure
Newfie Light Fixture
Newfies Make Good Astronauts
Newfie's Short Runway
Newfoundland Is For The Birds
News Helicopter Crash  (780k)
News With A View
Nice Landing
'No Fart Forest' for Extreme Fire Hazards
Norad Santa Tracking on Christmas Eve
Norvegian Groaners
Nosey Bird
Numb Skulls in Homeland Security
Nun-Sense @ the Airport
Olympic Non-Medalist Skiier  (130k)
On Hold - On The Other Line
One Way Ticket To Mars
Outdoor Pool
Ozonol
PantAm Airways - Dog's First Choice In Travel
Paper Lunge
Parachute Airline's Latest Seat Sale
Parachute Dropouts
Parachute Priorities
Parachute Problems
Peregrine Falcon
The Perfect Wife  (1.3M)
Pigeon Target Practice
Piggy Back, Back Flip  (1.3M)
Pilot Bike
Pilot Gets Heavenly Treatment
Pilot Prop Job
Pilot's Seeing Eye Dog
Pilot To Ground Crew
Pizza Air's Inaugural Delivery
Plain Plane School
Plain Plane Seat
Plane Camper
Plane Limo
Plane Loses Propeller
Plane Oops!  #1  #2  #3  #4  #5  #6  #7  #8  #9
Plane Pushers
Pooped Out Playground
Porsche Bird Droppings
Port-a-Potty Preparation
Portuguese Airport Runway
Praying & Preying Mantis
Proof of Global Warming
Proof That There Is Water On Mars
Propeller Merits
Punjabi Airways
Quit Smoking Resolution
Recycled Bird Plops - Gift From Above  (1.4M)
Red Alert Flight
Redneck Air Conditioner
Redneck Airplane
Redneck Deer Stand
Redneck's Flight Refund
Redneck Furnace
Redneck GPS
Redneck Parachute
Redneck Space Shuttle
Redneck Stealth Bomber
Redneck Storm Shelter
Redneck Stove Burner
Redneck Swing
Regulations for the Operation of Aircraft  (1920)
Rising To The Occasion
Rocket Scientist
Rock-In Chair
Rooftop Hopscotch
Room With A View
Rude Parrot
Rules of The Air
Russian Bar Trio  (2.5M)
Salt Water Fuel  (4.9M)
Sand Storm in Al Asad, Iraq
Santa's Jet
'Say Cheese' One Last Time
Say Goodbye
Scottish Fly
Seasoned Moose Hunters
Seeing-Eye Pilots
Send Your Son Home For The Holidays
Shredded Tweet
Sick Poem
Singapore Airlines Planes Don't Have Baby Planes
Ski Bathroom
Skydiving Typo - Changing Course in Mid-Air
Skylines of the World
Smoking Area Ceiling
South Africa Airlines - Specialists in Turbulence  (340k)
Space    Space Joe-ks
Special Present For Grandpa
Speed Limit Enforced By Attack Aircraft
Spooky House
Spot the Hidden Cell Tower
Star Wars Computer
Star Wars Day
Stay!
Step Child
Stern Warning - a Not Yacht!
Sumo Skiing - Newest Olympic Event
Sun Protection
Superman Grounded
Swallow Swallow
Taco Night - that Friday Feeling  (1.4M)
'Take Your Kid To Work' Day
Taste of Olympic Success
Tasty Migratory Birds
Teahouse of the August Moon
Tennis Halfpipe
Tightrope Bike
Time To Move
Tire On A Roll  (1.3M)
Titanic's Non-Romantic Scene
To Feel Like A Woman
Top Gun Burritos
Top Thrill Dragster - Roller Coaster Ride of Doom  (630k)
Tornado's Path of Destruction
Tough Love
Tourist Route
Tower Power
Toyota's New Bait Car  (800k)
Training Wheel Roller Coaster
Transmission Line Parallel Bars
Tree Gondola
Trial Software for Pilots
Truck Art
Twin Dish
Two Meals In One
Typical Work Progress Report  (410k)
UFO
Up-Set & Hungry Trucks
USA Flight Formation
Ventilated Bridge
W'Airing Out The Jet Engine
Water Prop
Welcome to Air Zimbabwe
We're All Gay!
We're Off to See the Wizard!
Wet Suit Danger
Wheel-y High Tricycle
When Bicycle Helmets Make No Sense
Where To Find The Trees In Newfoundland
Window Bungee Jumping - Latest Extreme Sport
Winter in Manitoba
Winter SOS
Wong Motor Home
World's Hardest Golf Shot
World's Highest Bridge
World's 'Highest' Outhouse
World's Highest Tennis Match
Yoga Leadership

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