Salmon Fight - Only the Tastiest, Most Tender Salmon  (2.0M)



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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Fight the good fight with all thy might. - John Samuel Bewley Monsell

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

If you try to fight the course, it will beat you. - Lou Holtz

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Never pick a fight with ugly people - they've got nothing to lose. - Robin Williams

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight. - Bob Marley

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


see also  Fishing  Section
Chinookie
Fish Diet Meal
Fish Farm
Fish Walker
Frozen Fish
King Salmon Meal
Salmon Bikini
Salmon-chanted Evening
Salmon Street
Sockeye Salmon
Talking Salmon
Wayne’s Fish

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22-Sep-2019