3,234 Knock Knock Joe-ks
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A-1 | A-1 Who? | A-1 to know. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A Herd | A Herd Who? | A Herd you the first time. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A Herd | A Herd Who? | A Herd you were home, so I came over! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A Mayan | A Mayan Who? | A Mayan the way? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A mos | A mos Who? | A mosquito. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A Nicholas | A Nicholas Who? | A Nicholas not much money these days. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aardvark | Aardvark Who? | Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aaron | Aaron Who? | Aaron all the way home. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aaron | Aaron Who? | Aaron the side of caution! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abbey | Abbey Who? | Abbey Birthday 2U! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abbey | Abbey Who? | A-bbey stung me on the nose. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abbott | Abbott Who? | Abbott time we eat, isn't it? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abbott | Abbott Who? | Abbott time you answered the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abbott | Abbott Who? | Abbott you don't know who I am! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abby | Abby Who? | Abby Birthday 2U! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abby | Abby Who? | Abby good if you give me a candy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abby | Abby Who? | "Abby seeing you in all the old familiar places…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abby and Manny | Abby and Manny Who? | Abby birthday and Manny happy returns. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abe | Abe Who? | "Abe, C, D, E, F, G… H, I, J, K, L M N O P…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abe Lincoln | Abe Lincoln Who? | Abe Lincoln break in the strongest chain. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Abyssinia | Abyssinia Who? | Abyssinia one of these days! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A.C. | A.C. Who? | A.C. come and A.C. go… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ach | Ach Who? | Gesundtheit! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Acid | Acid Who? | Acid down and be quiet! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Acid | Acid Who? | Acid down - you're rocking the boat. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Accordian | Accordian Who? | Accordion to the TV, it's going to rain tomorrow. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Achilles | Achilles Who? | Achilles mosquitoes with a swatter! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Acme | Acme Who? | If you Acme, I'll tell you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Actor | Actor Who? | Actor you, my dear! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ada | Ada Who? | Ada burger for lunch… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ada | Ada Who? | You're Ada your mind! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adage | Adage Who? | Adage where all I can do is look! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adair | Adair Who? | Adair once but I'm bald now… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adair | Adair Who? | Adair you to do it again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adam | Adam Who? | Adam fly in my soup. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adam | Adam Who? | Adam if I do, and Adam if I don't… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adam | Adam Who? | Adam my way - I'm coming in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adam | Adam Who? | Adam up and send me the bill. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Addison | Addison Who? | Addison no way to treat an old friend! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adelaide | Adelaide Who? | Adelaide an egg. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adele | Adele Who? | Adele is where the farmer lives. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adelia | Adelia Who? | Adelia the cards and we'll play snap! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adios | Adios Who? | Adios me some money. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adlai | Adlai Who? | Adlai a bet on that if I was you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adolph | Adolph Who? | Adolph ball hit me in the head - that's why I talk like this. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Adore | Adore Who? | Adore stands between us - open up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A.E | A.E Who? | A.E. I owe you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aesop | Aesop Who? | Aesop I saw a puddy cat! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Afghan | Afghan Who? | Afghan away and never see you again. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Afghanistan | Afghanistan Who? | Afghanistan out here all night if you don't open the door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Agate | Agate Who? | Agate you covered! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Agatha | Agatha Who? | Agatha headache - have you got an aspirin? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Agatha | Agatha Who? | Agatha blues when it rains. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Agatha | Agatha Who? | Agatha feelin' you're foolin' me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Agatha | Agatha Who? | Agatha world on a string. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ahab | Ahab Who? | Ahab a cold in my nose. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ahmed | Ahmed Who? | Ahmedeus Motzart! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aida | Aida Who? | Aida lot of sweets and now I've got a tummy ache… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aida | Aida Who? | Aida when I'm hungry and drink when I'm dry. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aiken | Aiken Who? | Oh! My Aiken back! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aikido | Aikido Who? | Aikido you not. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aisle | Aisle Who? | Aisle be seeing you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Akron | Akron Who? | Akron give you anything but love, baby! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Al | Al Who? | Al bust this door if you don't let me in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Al | Al Who? | Al give you a kiss if you open this door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Al and Edith | Al and Edith Who? | "Al and Edith love…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Al Bedouin | Al Bedouin Who? | Al Bedouin-ter like this one will be long remembered. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alaska | Alaska Who? | Alaska and you ask him. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alaska | Alaska Who? | Alaska one more time, then jokes start over. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alaska | Alaska Who? | Alaska someone who knows what time it is… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aladdin | Aladdin Who? | Aladdin the street wants a word with you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alaska | Alaska Who? | Alaska my friend the question then… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alaska | Alaska Who? | Alaska the questions around here. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alba | Alba Who? | Alba in the kitchen if you need me… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Albee | Albee Who? | Albee a monkey's uncle! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Albert | Albert Who? | Albert you don't know who this is! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alberta | Alberta Who? | Alberta'll be over in a minute! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Albie | Albie Who? | Albie darn, a funny joe-k! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alby | Alby Who? | Alby glad when school is over. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alby | Alby Who? | Alby glad when you're dead, you rascal you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alcott | Alcott Who? | Alcott the cake - you pour the tea. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alda | Alda Who? | Alda time you knew who it was! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alda and Alda | Alda and Alda Who? | I'm getting Alda and Alda waiting outside for you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aldo | Aldo Who? | Aldo anything for you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aldous | Aldous Who? | Aldous knocking is giving me a headache. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alec | Alec Who? | Alec my lolly! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alec | Alec Who? | Alec-tricity - isn't that shocking! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alex | Alex Who? | Alex-plain later… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alex | Alex Who? | Alex the questions around here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alex | Alex Who? | Alex Vancouver in June. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alexia | Alexia Who? | Alexia again to open this door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alf | Alf Who? | Alf a loaf is better than none. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alfalfa | Alfalfa Who? | Alfalfa you if you give me a kiss! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alfie | Alfie Who? | Alfie terrible if you leave! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alfie | Alfie Who? | Alfie-give your rudeness - I know you're just being yourself. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alfie | Alfie Who? | Alfie you later. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alfred | Alfred Who? | Alfred the needle if you'll sew on the button. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alfred | Alfred Who? | I'm Alfred of the dark! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alfreda | Alfreda Who? | Alfreda the dark! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Algae | Algae Who? | Algae you in my dreams. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ali | Ali Who? | "Ali, Ali oxen free…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ali | Ali Who? | Ali round the world people are dancing in the streets. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ali | Ali Who? | Ali time you knew it was me, didn't you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ali | Ali Who? | "Ali want for Christmas are my two front teeth." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ali | Ali Who? | "Ali want is a room somewhere." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alibi | Alibi Who? | Alibi you anything you want. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alice | Alice Who? | Alice fair in love and war. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alice | Alice Who? | Alice forgiven. Please come home. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alice | Alice Who? | I'm Alice chasing rainbows… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alicia | Alicia Who? | Alicia like me a little bit, don't you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alison | Alison Who? | Alison it's dark outside! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alison | Alison Who? | Alison to you after you listen to me. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alison | Alison Who? | Alison Wonderland is a great book. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Allan | Allan Who? | Allan-d of Manhattan! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Allegra | Allegra Who? | I think Allegra is broken! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Allie | Allie Who? | Alligator - that's who! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Allied | Allied Who? | Allied - so tell someone who cares! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alltell | Alltell Who? | Alltell Mom if you don't let me in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alma | Alma Who? | "Alma bags are packed, I'm ready to go…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alma | Alma Who? | Alma-ny more knock knock joe-ks can you take? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alma Gibbons | Alma Gibbons Who? | Alma Gibbons you 24 hours to get out of town! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Almond | Almond Who? | Almond love with a wonderful guy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Almond | Almond Who? | Almond the side of the law! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alpaca | Alpaca Who? | Alpaca mean punch, so don't mess with me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alpaca | Alpaca Who? | Alpaca the trunk - you pack the suitcase… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alpha | Alpha Who? | Alpha crying out loud. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Althea | Althea Who? | Althea in jail… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Althea | Althea Who? | Althea later, Alligator! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Althea | Althea Who? | Althea later this afternoon, eh? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alva | Alva Who? | Alva heart! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alva and Alma | Alva and Alma Who? | Alva day long I spend Alma time outside your door… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alvin | Alvin Who? | 'Alvin a great time - how about you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alvin | Alvin Who? | 'Alvin zia competition - just vait and see! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Alyce | Alyce Who? | Alyce thought you were nuts! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amahl | Amahl Who? | Amahl shook up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amahl | Amahl Who? | Amahl yours. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amana | Amana Who? | Amana bad mood! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amanda | Amanda Who? | Amanda fix the refrigerator is here. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amanda | Amanda Who? | Amanda fix the television! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amanda | Amanda Who? | Amanda-rin orange - orange you glad I asked! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amanda | Amanda Who? | Amanda the table! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amanda | Amanda Who? | A-man-dat wants to give you a big hug. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amanda Lynn | Amanda Lynn Who? | Amanda Lynn player. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amarillo | Amarillo Who? | Amarillo-fashioned cowboy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amarillo | Amarillo Who? | Amarillo-ld country boy. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amaryllis | Amaryllis Who? | Amyrillis'ick of these knock knock joe-ks. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amaryllis | Amaryllis Who? | Amyrillis state agent - wanna buy a house? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amaso | Amaso Who? | Amaso sorry you don't remember me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amateur | Amateur Who? | Amateur service! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amazon | Amazon Who? | Ama-zon of a bishop - what's your father do? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amazon | Amazon Who? | Ama-zon of a gun! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amber | Amber Who? | Amber-sting to come in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amber | Amber Who? | Amber-sting to tell you the news! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amber | Amber Who? | Amber-ta than I was yesterday! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amber | Amber Who? | Light's amber - wait for green. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amelia | Amelia Who? | Amelia package last week - did you get it? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amen | Amen Who? | Amen hot water again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amin | Amin Who? | Amin man! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amin | Amin Who? | Amin thing to do to your brother! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amis | Amis Who? | Amis is as good as a mile. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amish | Amish Who? | Amish is as good as a mile. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amish | Amish Who? | Amish you so! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amoeba | Amoeba Who? | Amoeba wrong, but I think you're wonderful. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammon | Ammon Who? | Ammon old hand at picking locks, eh… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammonia | Ammonia Who? | Ammonia little kid! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammonia | Ammonia Who? | Ammonia bird in a gilded cage. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammonia | Ammonia Who? | Ammonia gonna tell you once! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammonia | Ammonia Who? | Ammonia little boy who can't reach the doorebell… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammonia | Ammonia Who? | Ammonia poor boy - nobody loves me… '<( | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammonia | Ammonia Who? | Ammonia poor little sparrow! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ammonia | Ammonia Who? | Ammonia trying to be funny. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amnesia | Amnesia Who? | Oh - you got it too? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amoeba | Amoeba Who? | Amoeba wrong, but I think you're funny… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amory | Amory Who? | Have Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amos | Amos Who? | Amos behavin. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amos | Amos Who? | Amos-quito just bit me! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amour | Amour Who? | Amour you eat, the more you want! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amsterdam | Amsterdam Who? | Amsterdam hungry, I could eat a horse! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amsterdam | Amsterdam Who? | Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amsterdam | Amsterdam Who? | Amsterdam tired of all these stupid knock-knock joe-ks… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amy | Amy Who? | Amy for the top! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amy | Amy Who? | Amy fraid I've forgotten! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Amy | Amy Who? | Amy high! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anais | Anais Who? | Anais cup of tea! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anastasia | Anastasia Who? | Anastasia wagon has four doors. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anastasia | Anastasia Who? | Anastasia out here in the rain. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anatol | Anatol Who? | Anatol you what I thought of you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anatole | Anatole Who? | Anatole me you're a pain in the neck! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ancient | Ancient Who? | Ancient going to open the door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andalusia | Andalusia Who? | I'd like to take you somewhere Andalusia. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andante | Andante Who? | I'm going to visit my Uncle Andante. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anderson | Anderson Who? | Anderson and daughter came too! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andrea | Andrea Who? | I had Andrea-m about you! Let me in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andrew | Andrew Who? | Andrew a picture! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andrew | Andrew Who? | Andrew all her money out of the bank… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andrew | Andrew Who? | Andrew all over the wall. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | Andy all lived happily ever after… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | Andy angels sing. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | Andy bit me again. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | "Andy green grass grows all around, all around…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | Andy little gadgets, these door knockers, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | Andy mosquito bit me again! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | Andy music goes on and on… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy | Andy Who? | "And-y walks with me, And-y talks with me…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Andy Green | Andy Green Who? | Andy Green grass grows all around. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anita | Anita Who? | Anita great big hug! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anita | Anita Who? | Anita loose another 20 pounds… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anita | Anita Who? | Anita to borrow a pencil. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anita | Anita Who? | Anita ride to school. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anita | Anita Who? | Anita you like I need a hole in the head! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anita Baker | Anita Baker Who? | Anita Baker for the party. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anita Loos | Anita Loos Who? | Anita Loos about 20 pounds. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anka | Anka Who? | Anka the ship! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ankara | Ankara Who? | Ankara went off the cliff! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ann | Ann Who? | f-Ann-tastic! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ann | Ann Who? | Ann-dromeda Strain! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ann | Ann Who? | Ann-onymous! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ann | Ann Who? | Ann Tartic! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ann | Ann Who? | Ann-tique store - got anything old to sell? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Anna body know some more joe-ks? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Anna other Easter Bunny! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | "Anna one, anna two…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | "Anna partridge in a pear tree." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annapolis | Annapolis Who? | Annapolis a fruit like a pear. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annette | Annette Who? | Annette works good for fishing. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annie | Annie Who? | Annie thing goes. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annie | Annie Who? | Annie thing you can do, I can do better. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ann | Ann Who? | Anntifungal - a good foot friend of mind! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ann | Ann Who? | Ann-tiseptic helps clean your wounds… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Anna going to tell you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Anna Nother thing - how many times do I have to knock on this door? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Annather brick in the wall… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Annather mosquito? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Anna one, anna two… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anna | Anna Who? | Anna-tomical… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annabel | Annabel Who? | Annabel would be useful on this door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anne | Anne Who? | Anne apple just fell on my head! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anne Boleyn | Anne Boleyn Who? | Anne Boleyn alley! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annetta | Annetta Who? | Annetta joe-k like that and you're off this bus! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annetta | Annetta Who? | Annetta wisecrack from you and you're outta here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annette | Annette Who? | Annette curtain looks good in the window! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annie | Annie Who? | Annie-body there? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annie | Annie Who? | Annie more knock knock joe-ks left? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annie | Annie Who? | Annie one you like? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annie | Annie Who? | Annie-versary! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Annie | Annie Who? | Choose Annie one you like! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Answer | Answer Who? | Answer all over your porch - it's a mess out here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ant | Ant Who? | Antelope! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anthea | Anthea Who? | Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anthem | Anthem Who? | You Anthem devil you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anthony | Anthony Who? | Anthony you want! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anvil | Anvil Who? | Anvil you be coming too? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anwar | Anwar Who? | "Anwar Christian Soldiers…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anwar | Anwar Who? | Anwar sorry about the rain delay… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Anya | Anya Who? | Anya best behaviour! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A-One | A-One Who? | My name is Dracula - A-One to drink your blood! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aorta | Aorta Who? | "Aorta be in pictures…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apache | Apache Who? | Apache them for you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apocryphal | Apocryphal Who? | Apocryphal of dreams. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apollo | Apollo Who? | Apollo you anywhere if you'll blow in my ear. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apollo | Apollo Who? | Apollo yours is Apollo mine. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apollo | Apollo Who? | Apollogize! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apple | Apple Who? | Apple the door myself! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apple | Apple Who? | Apple your hair if you don't let me in! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Apricot | Apricot Who? | Apricot my key - open up! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | April | April Who? | April might make you feel better, eh! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A Quorum | A Quorum Who? | A Quorum is where I keep my fish. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aramis | Aramis Who? | Aramis'tery! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | A Raven | A Raven Who? | A Raven maniac! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arbus | Arbus Who? | Arbus leave in 5 minutes… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arch | Arch Who? | You catching a cold? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Archer | Archer Who? | Archer glad to see me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Archibald | Archibald Who? | Archibald on top of your head? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Archie | Archie Who? | Gesundtheit! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Archie | Archie Who? | Ar-chie - I was going to surprise you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ardyth | Ardyth Who? | Ardyth da thpeech therapy offith? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Area | Area Who? | Area there yet? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aretha | Aretha Who? | Aretha flowers! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arfer | Arfer Who? | Arfer got! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arfur | Arfur Who? | Arfur got! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Argo | Argo Who? | Argo down the steps, and up again… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Argo | Argo Who? | Argo down to the beach for my holidays! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Argo | Argo Who? | Argo home - your mother is calling you. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Argue | Argue Who? | Argue going to let me in or not? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ari | Ari Who? | Ari-spect! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ari | Ari Who? | Arin't you glad you use Dial? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aria | Aria Who? | Aria ready for another joe-k? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aries | Aries Who? | Aries a reason why I talk this way! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arizona | Arizona Who? | Arizona room for one of us in this town! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arkansas | Arkansas Who? | Arkansas more wood with my new chainsaw. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arkansas | Arkansas Who? | Arkansas through any piece of wood! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arm | Arm Who? | Arm always chasing rainbows. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armada | Armada Who? | Armada told us there'd be days like this… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armageddon | Armageddon Who? | Armageddon out of here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armageddon | Armageddon Who? | Armageddon tired of these knock knock joe-ks. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armand | Armand Who? | Armand the outisde looking inside. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armando | Armando Who? | "Armando road again." | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armenia | Armenia Who? | Armenia every word I say! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armenia | Armenia Who? | Armenia no harm. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Armstrong | Armstrong Who? | Armstrong as an ox. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Army Ants | Army Ants Who? | Army Ants coming for tea then? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arne | Arne Who? | Arne you going to ask me in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arnie | Arnie Who? | Arnie having fun yet? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arno | Arno Who? | Arno kids to play with - I'm bored… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arnold | Arnold Who? | Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arnold | Arnold Who? | Arnold friend you haven't seen for years! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Art | Art Who? | R2-D2 | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Art | Art Who? | Art ya gonna open the door for me? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthene | Arthene Who? | Arthene you in the movies, haven't I? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthur | Arthur Who? | Arthur any cats in your house? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthur | Arthur Who? | Arthur any more at home like you? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthur | Arthur Who? | Arthur any more cookies? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthur | Arthur Who? | Arthur-it is - it's very painful… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthur | Arthur Who? | Arthur mometer is broken. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthur | Arthur Who? | Arthur mometer is good for measuring the temperature… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Arthur | Arthur Who? | Arthur more joe-ks here? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Artichoke | Artichoke Who? | Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Artis | Artis Who? | Artis in the eye of the beholder. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Auba | Auba Who? | Aruba your back an' you rub'a mine… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asa | Asa Who? | Asa-int amongst men! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ash | Ash Who? | Bless you! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ashley | Ashley Who? | Ashley, I don't know. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ashley | Ashley Who? | Ashley-t's foot! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Ashur | Ashur Who? | Ashur wish you'd open this door! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asia | Asia Who? | Asia matter of fact, I can't remember! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asia | Asia Who? | Asia Mom in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asia | Asia Who? | Asia or Asia not coming? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asia | Asia Who? | Asia you going to let me in? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asimov | Asimov Who? | Asimov-ie it's even better. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asparagus | Asparagus Who? | Asparagus the argument - we don't want to hear it! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asta | Asta Who? | Asta the ball is over! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Asthma | Asthma Who? | Asthma no questions and I'll tell you no lies. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Astor | Astor Who? | Astor the ball is over! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Astor | Astor Who? | Astor what her name is! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Astronaut | Astronaut Who? | Astronaut here - I'll come back later… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atch | Atch Who? | Gesundheit. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atch | Atch Who? | I'm sorry - didn't know you had a cold! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atch | Atch Who? | That's a bad sneeze you got there. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Athena | Athena Who? | Athena flying saucer! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Athena | Athena Who? | Athena reindeer landing on your roof… | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Athens | Athens Who? | "Athens I love you…" | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Athol | Athol Who? | Athol'd my bike - can ya' gimme a ride? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Athos | Athos Who? | Athos it makes a difference! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atlas | Atlas Who? | Atlas I'm here! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atlas | Atlas Who? | Atlas it's the weekend! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atom | Atom Who? | Atom 'n Eve. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atomic | Atomic Who? | Atomic ache is hard to stomach! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Attila | Attila Who? | Attila you no lies! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atunna | Atunna Who? | He's in a ton a trouble. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atwood | Atwood Who? | Atwood be nice if you asked me in. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Atwood | Atwood Who? | Atwood only take a second or two. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Audacity | Audacity Who? | Audacity way to be! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Audrey | Audrey Who? | Audrey be doing this! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Augusta | Augusta Who? | Augusta go home now! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Augusta | Augusta Who? | Augusta wind blew my hat off. | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aunt Jemima | Aunt Jemima Who? | I'm glad I ain't joe mamma! | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aunt Lou | Aunt Lou Who? | Aunt Lou do you think you are? | |
| Knock Knock… | Who's There? | Aunt Lou | Aunt Lou Who? | Aunt misbehavin'? |