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Image Caption Contest #2 (for Image Captions #s 101 - 203)
(Closed)
Winners (May 6, 2008)![]()
Wow - it was extremely
difficult choosing winners for Image Caption Contest #2...
Thanks to all 266 people who submitted 1,427 image captions on a superb effort!
The results of our 4 judges (Idske Mulder, Richard Thiessen, Rod
Ewert & Karen Moore) are as follows:
Instead of 7 winners, there are 15 winners, with the first 5 winners receiving
$50 each, and
the remaining 10 winners tied and each receiving $10 each:
| Winner # / Prize | Caption # | Name | Image Caption |
| 1st - $50 | 193 | David van Dyk, Belmont, Michigan, U.S. | You won't believe the deal I found, a trampoline just over 6 bucks. |
| 2nd - $50 | 107 | Joseph Howard, Bonaire, Georgia, U.S. | Open wide. You know the drill! |
| 3rd - $50 | 155 | Mrs Brown, Queensland, Australia | What a novel relationship they have! |
| 4th - $50 | 105 | Terry Mossip, Thompson, Manitoba, Canada | It's easy Mom - just run around till you get pooped out. |
| 5th - $50 | 122 | Marlene Goodman, Wheeling, Illinois, U.S. | How many light beers does it take to screw up a drinker? |
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| Tie for 6th - $10 | 136 | Cheryl Painter, Burlington, New Jersey, U.S. | Fork your eyes only... |
| Tie for 6th - $10 | 158 | Floyd Barker, Lancaster, California, U.S. | Now here's discipline, I said 'squad halt' half an hour ago. |
| Tie for 6th - $10 | 190 | Patrick D. Jozefowic, Fennimore, Wisonsin, U.S. | Lost at C |
| Tie for 6th - $10 | 135 | Rochelle Nelson | Once again, Ford comes out on top. |
| Tie for 6th - $10 | 191 | Terry Petko, Mesa, Arizona, U.S. | Jimmy was having a 'grate' time until someone cut the cheese. |
| Tie for 6th - $10 | 178 | Ric Mossip | Better stainless, than brainless! |
| Tie for 6th - $10 | 163 | April Dunaway | Olympic speed skaters train even in their sleep. |
| Tie for 6th - $10 | 138 | Scott Kovalik, Vancouver, Washington, U.S. | When housewives return to work. |
| Tie for 6th - $10 | 170 | Mike Trimble | Blessed are they who travel in circles, for they shall be called 'wheels'. |
| Tie for 6th - $10 | 145 | Remo Six, Charleston, West Virginia, U.S. | It's too dark, I can't see crap down here! |
Honourable Mention (close but no cigar) '<( ![]()
| Caption # | Name | Image Caption |
| 117 | Misty Walker | Missing: Two boys - last seen like this. Police and Grandparents fear the worst. Parents refusing to comment. |
| 188 | Kevin Card, Sidney, B.C., Canada | On second thought maybe I will get that exam from the doctor instead! |
| 134 | Jack Porcenaluk | OK - one of us needs to back up. |
| 125 | Rick Brennecke | Sometimes this job stinks. |
| 152 | Maureen Kennerk | At least she's not wearing MASK SCARE-A |
| 118 | Paul Bottel, Hemet, California, U.S. | I don't know where they are? They were both on their bikes last time I looked. It was right before we went under that low bridge about a mile back or so. |
| 132 | Bill McCall | Sir Cumference buys again! |
| 103 | Joseph Howard, Bonaire, Georgia, U.S. | Take me to your liter! |
| 174 | Kirk Lowry, Rockwall, Texas, U.S. | Mexico: putting the 'Y' in safety! |
| 149 | Kirk Lowry, Rockwall, Texas, U.S. | Found Nemo? |
Honourary Mention to Idske Mulder for submitting
57 of the
Image Captions used for Caption Contest #2!
List of 266 people submitting captions for Caption Contest #2
(winners in red highlite)
Adam Heiby, Alan Howting, Alexander Rivera, Andrea Sif
Jónsdóttir, Andrew Edel, Andrew Rempel, Andrew Wright, Andy Munday,
April Dunaway, Barbara Fitzgerald, Barry K, Beau
Lessard, Beth Watts, Bethany Hinkley, Bill Gardiner, Bill McCall, Bill
Mielniczuk, Blake Burnett, Bob La Rosa, Bob Nelson, Bobby Jenkins, Brad Tutton,
Brendan Groeneveld, Brent Offenberger, Brett Gordon, Brett Tucker, Brian Smedley,
Candace Tori, Carol Thornton, Carolyn Baye, Cassidy DeGennaro, Cassidy Kohl,
Charlene Donovan, Charles Brooks, Charlotte Sellwood, Cherei McCarter, Cheryl
Hassell, Cheryl Painter, Chet Brooks, Chris
Johnson, Chris Martin, Chris Stout, Chuck Dewey, Claire Lee, Claire Shriver,
Clark Gibson, Clint Cook, Corey Millette, Crispin Fisher, Daisy Newcomb, Danika
Skirly, Darlene Benson, Darlene Johnston, Darlene Stafford, Darrel Riffle,
Darwin McKee, Dave C., Dave Fairbanks, Dave Hurst, Dave Quinn, Dave Ward, Dave
Westwood, David Bailey, David Boggs, David Dardzinski, David Duncan, David S.
Camp, David Van Dyk, Dawn Grounds, Dawna Raburn,
Debanshu Mukherjee, Della Norton, D.G. Henshaw, Dick Robinson, D.K. Browne, Don
Roberts, Don Sartori, Doug Brown, Doug Cahill, Doug L. Brown, Douglas Rahn, Ed
Pellicciotti, Elizabeth Watts, Emily Spivey, Emily Wilson, Eric J. Paquin,
Floyd Barker, Frederick Cordova, Gary Carroll,
Gerry Wolfdridge, Glenda Mellinger, Glenn Hanna, Glynis Geen, Graham Benson,
Grant Peters, Greg Hobson, Greg Kerr, Hannah Haugen, Harald Sandstrom, Heath
Young, Helen McTroy, Ian Howard, Ian Lehrke, Idske Mulder, Irvin Kauffman, Ivan
Cobb, Jack Byrd, Jack Porcenaluk, Jack Ragan, Jacque Sparks, James Santos, Jamie
Flanagan, Jasmine Weiss, Jay Brooks, Jay Canfield, Jay Crook, Jen Metasavage,
Jennifer Kelley, Jennifer Sutton, Jeremy Sellers, Jerry Costello, Jessica
Hadley, Joe Buckner, Johan Maree, John Behr, John Milner, John Ozley, John
Schrag, John Weisenhorn, Johnny & Joe Gorilla, Jon Snider, Jon Varley, Jordan
Perdue, Joseph Howard, Josh Robb, June O'Rourke,
Justin Zachor, Jutta Liesenfeld, Kaelyn Draco, Karen Moore, Kathy Williams, Kay
Mitchell, Keith Tyson, Kelly Archibald, Kelly Buckel, Kelly Molinaro, Kelly Rae,
Kevin Card, Kim Scholer, Kimberly Hall, Kirk Lowry, Kristina Hudson, Kyle
Wilckens, Laura Farrell, Laura Steffee, Leonore Garcia, Les, Letha Fenwick,
Linda Crispin, Linda Newman, Lisa Redding, Liz Butler, Lori Rogers, Lorraine
Jeziorski, Lynne Wetherell, Marilyn Chester, Mark Jenschke, Mark Jensen, Mark
Prairie, Mark Worth, Marlene Goodman, Marshall
Wright, Martin Bridgland, Martin Grosse, Marvin Purser, Mary Cylch-Gwydd, Matt
Abramoski, Matt Couture, Matt Dewart, Matt Paden, Matt Sullivan, Matt St. Marie,
Matthew Dollinger, Maureen Kennerk, Megan Kok, MG Chimaera, Michael Hack,
Michele Robson, Mike Rothwell, Mike Trimble, Misty
Walker, Monte Emerson, Mrs Brown, Nadine Taha, Neil
Tosczak, Nick Aslett, Nick Roehrig, Pamela Jordan, Pat Dooley, Pat Kelly,
Patrick D. Jozefowicz, Patrick Koch, Paul Bottel,
Peter Buitenhek, Peter Wright, Phil Forde, Phil McGinley, Phillip Bassett,
Phoebe Moll, Ponderosa Ziebert, Randy Anderson, Remo Six,
Rhiannyn Grahame, Ric Mossip, Rich Grogan, Rich
Hayes, Rich Olszewski, Rick Brennecke, Rick Miksell, Rick Sardinha, Rickie
Messer, Ricky Crespo, Robert Doney, Robert Johnston, Robert Mexico,
Rochelle Nelson, Roger Sandri, Ron Hudson, Ron
McCoy, Ron Morton, Rose Timmins, Roseann Collymore, Rysa Austin, S. Zafiroff,
Sam Woodfield, Samantha Moore, Sarah Burdette, Savanah Sheffield,
Scott Kovalik, Shawna Peterson, Sheila Roddy,
Shelley Lloyd, Shelly Mullins, Sherri Gisler, Steve Ingram, Steven Hayes, Stew
Leslie, Sue Gosselin, Sybil Williams, Terry Mossip,
Terry Petko, Tex Tyler, Thomas Spencer, Todd
McNeely, Tom DeLaMater, Tom Napoli, Tom Warner, Tommy Gault, Tony Holt, Travis
Kern, Verne McNew, Vincent Edwards, Wayne Federline, Will Nelken, William Weise
Image Caption Contest #1 -
previous
Contest Winners for Image Captions #s 1
- 100
#2. White House
Phone - Communication Problems
#3. Waterslide
& Piranha Sanctuary
#4.
PLO X-Ray - Concealed Weapon
#5. Sometimes Life Just Isn't Fair
#6. Police Penance - Find the
Missing Tire
#9. Grad Prom in a Stretch 'Vette
#10. Sitting On The Throne - A Tacky
Experience
#11. Taking Donations For Scissors
#12. Dog On Pot – Without Crack
#15. Downside Electric - 'Short'
Safety Program
#16. Cyclists Speed Limit
Strictly Enforced
#17. Saskatchewan Chopper
Lawn Mower
#19. Almost Unique Apartment For
Rent
#21. Raccoon Feeding - Child
Version
#24. Training Wheel Roller
Coaster
#25. Hay Bale Art On The
Prairies
#27. Dent Damage - New "V"8
Design
#28. Dental Plan - Latest
Extraction Technology
#29. Reach For The Top - What
Have You Got To Lose?
#32. Cop Cry - Sidelined MotoCop
#38. Seeing End Dog - New Vet
Exam
#39. Shrivel Tan - Beach Gross
for 2005
#40. NASCAR's New Downhill Race
Track
#45. Whazzit - New Animal Breed
for 2005
#46. Dental Floss That Crows On
You
#47. "David and Goliath" Sumo
Mismatch
#48. Mommy's Driving Too Fast
Again
#49. Bend-But-Don't Break On The
Mountain Top
#50. Proof That 7 x 13 = 28...
#52. Seismic Support for Polish
Buildings
#54. Send Your Son Home For The
Holidays
#57. Wok-a-Way: Wok - Don't Run!
#58. Junk House - One Man's
Treasure
#59. Puppy Support - 'Back' Up
Plan
#60. Bull Terrier vs. Porcupine:
Quill He Make It?
#61. Computer Wear - Sneaker
Powered
#62. Throne Entertainment on the
Farm
#63. Park Art or Cabinet
Decision?
#64. World's 1st Mobile Camper
#67. Beard and Moustache
Championship
#68. Pre-Dawn Breakfast Patrol
#71. Duct Tape Truck - No-Glass
Deliveries
#72. World's First Horse Power
Vehicle
#73. Typical Work Progress
Report
#75. World's 'Highest' Outhouse
#76. Airport Luggage Check For
High Flyers
#77. Brick Layers - Cast in
Stone
#80. New Alarm System for 2005
#81. Hairball Essence or Hair
Ingestion?
#82. Management Team - Leading
by Example
#84. Machine Wash Instructions
for Teenagers
#85. Satellite 'Art' - 100% Game
Day Coverage
#86. Window Bungee Jumping -
Latest Extreme Sport
#87. Quarter Horse or
Quarterhorse?
#88. Garbage In or Garbage Out?
#89. Garage Sale for the
Soon-To-Be-Departed
#92. Barbsled - Ladies Downhill
Racing @ Turin 2006
#93. Caraphernalia - Car Gadgets
Unlimited
#96. Bird Bomb - Whitewash To Go
#98. 'Reach For The Top' Roof
Repair
#100. Airbus 2006 - A Tale of
Two Pilots
#101. Live Line Techniques:
Limits of Non-Approach
#104. Cat Flap - a Toast For
Your Cat
#107. Modern Dentistry - Painful
but Fast!
#108. Abandon Ship - Japanese
Style
#111. World's Highest Tennis
Match
#113. Shoes for Well Heeled
Shoppers
#120. Wave Bored Rider's
Uplifting Experience
#124. Who's Pulling Your Chain?
#128. Chief of the Computer
Indians
#134. 'Say Cheese' One Last Time
#140. “Honey, I Lost My Job...”
#142. Christmas Present for
Naughty Kids
#148. Stepping Up In The World
#158. Invisible Motorcycle Race
#161. Swimming Pool For Sale -
House Not Included
#174. Lightweight Safety Glasses
#179. Redneck Automatic
Lawnmower
#186. Ukrainian Crotch Jumping
#192. Alternative to Elevators
#201. Goat Power
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To celebrate our 50th Image Caption, we gave away "Get
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#202. Zipper Pavement

#203. Redneck Solution for High Gas Prices

#204. Rubber-Burning Backseat Driver

#205. Sushi Earrings

#206. Chair Ruler

#207. Bathroom Laptop

#208. Redneck Swing Tree

#209. Pet Shoe

#210. Playground Motorcyclist

#211. Mozart in Africa

#212. Toddler Dance

#213. Stooletto Heels

#214. Male Pedicure

#215. Cat Salesman Of The Year

#216. Swingset Car

#217. Stretch Girl

#218. Chain Fence Bed

#219. Spooky House

#220. Sheep Chair

#221. Hanging Load

#222. Redneck Racecar

#223. Polish Paramedics

#224. Mac Shoe

#225. Redneck Tractor

#226. Warm Sweater

#227. Doves Forever

#228. Just Hatched

#229. Redneck TP Holder

#230. Redneck Halloween

#231. Caught Cat

#232. Bathroom Diving

#233. Pelican-Eat-Dog World

#234. Fish Face

#235. Pink Pet

#236. Hand Soap

#237. But Why, Officer?

#238. Tea Arc

#239. Benchquet

#240. Swimming Helmet

#241. Camel Pumps

#242. Too Much Homework?

#243. News With A View

#244. Shoelusion?

#245. Redneck Spare Tire

#246. Ski Bathroom

#247. Tingue

#248. ShareWhere Bathroom

#249. Cloth Road

#250. Camel Bike

#251. Teeter TottHer

#252. Not You!

#253. Long Kiss

#254. Pour Picture

#255. Face Plant

#256. River Crossing
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