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A Great Plenty by E. Nuff
A la recherche du temps perdu by
Daisy Mist
A Stitch In Time by Justin Case
A Trip To The Dentist by Yin Pain
A Whole Lot Of Cats by Kitt N. Caboodle
Achy Breaky Heart by Ann Guish
Acrophobia Explained by Alfredo Heights
Advanced Math by Smart E. Pants
After The Corned Beef And Cabbage by Kay O'Pectate
Ah, Thor! by Ty Till
All Alone by Saul E. Terry
All-You-Can-Eat Buffets by I.M.A. Piggee
Allegiance To The King by Neil Downe
Almost Missed The Bus by Justin Time
Ambulance Driving by Adam Muhway
Ambush! by May T. Surprise
And Shut Up! by Sid Downe
And The Other People by Allan Sundry
Animal Illness by Ann Thrax
Animal Scents by Farrah Mones
April Fool! by Sue Prize
Archery by Beau N. Arrow
Are We There Yet? by Miles Away
Armed Heists by Robin Banks
Artificial Clothing by Polly Ester
Artificial Weightlessness by Andy Gravity
As Solid As by Rocco Gibraltar
Assault With Battery by Eva Ready
At The Bottom Of The Can by Hazel Nutt
Athletic Supporter by Jacques Strap
Back Row Of The Orchestra by Clara Nett
Bad Cow Joe-ks by Terry Bull
Bad Falls by Eileen Dover
Bad Gardeners by Wilt Plant
Bad Investments by Les Riches
Banquet At McDonalds by Tommy Ayk
Baseball by A. Diamond
Baseball Poetry by Homer
Battle Axes by Tom A. Hawk
Be Prepared by Justin Case
Beach Blanket Bingo by Sandy Trunks
Beach Rides by Sonny Day
Bedtime by
P.J. Maws
Beekeeping by A. P. Arry
Bestiary of Plant Eaters by Herb Avore
Big Fart by Hugh Jass
Blonde Hair by Bim Bow
Blowout! by Vlad Tire
Board Game Challenge by Bing O. Iwin
Body Parts by Anne Atomy & Tony Shoulder
Boring Midwestern Cities by Cole Lumbus
Boxing Cornerman's Story by Dawson DeTowel
Boy Scout's Handbook by Casey Needzit
Brain Surgery by Sarah Bellum
Breaking The Law by Kermit A. Krime
Bring
To The Grocer's by R. List
Broken Window by Eva Brick
Brown Stains on the Wall by
Who Fung Pooh
Bubbles In The Bathtub by Ivor
Windybottom
Cab Calloway's Garden by Heidi
Ho
Canadian Religion by P. R. eh
Candle-Vaulting by Jack B. Nimble
Car Capital Of The World by Mitch Egan
Car Repairs by Axel Grease
Care For A Chop? by Marsha Larts
Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall
Caulking Made Easy by Phil McKrevis
Chauvinistic Men by A. Lone
Cheap Transmissions by Stan Dard
Cheaper Than IBM by P.C. Clone
Cheating On His Wife by Izzy Backyet
Chest Pain by I. Coffalot
Chicago Gangs Of The '30's by Tommy Gunn
Chicken Dishes by Nora Drumsticks
Children's Songbook by Skip Tumalu
Chinese Apathy by Hu Cares
Chinese Gold Rush by Qwan Dyke
Chinese Meals On Wheels by Rick Shaw
Chinese Toy Recalls by Sam Ting Wong
Christmas for Baldies by Yule Brynner
Circle Perimeter by Sir Cumference
Classic Groceries by Chopin Liszt
Clear Sky Forecast by Esau Starrs
Cloning by Irma Dubble II
Clothes For Germ Kings by Mike Robes
College Athletics by Nancy Dubblelay
Come On In! by Doris Open
Columbus, Vespucci And Me by Enzo DiUrth
Computer Memories by Meg Abight
Confessions Of A Gold Digger by Emile Ticket
Cooking A Turkey by May B. Done
Cooking Spaghetti by Al Dente
Cosmetology by Rosie Cheeks
Covered Walkways by R. Kade
Crackdown by Lauren Order
Credit Cards by Bill Melater
Crocodile Dundee by Ali Gator
Cry Wolf by Al Armist
Cut the Grass! by Moses Lawn
Daddy, Are We
There Yet? by Miles Away
Dance The Night Away by Howell I. Evert Doothis
Danger! by Luke Out
Dangerous Animals by Mann Eaters
Dealing With Skunks by Stan Back
Decorating Your Mousehole by Minnie Blinds
Defunct Nations by Sophie
Etunion
Desert
Crossing by I. Rhoda Camel
Desert
Storm Approaches by Dustin Mynose
Dieting by Les Tooeet
Dinner Delight by Roland Butter
Dirty Chinese Windows by
Hu Flung Dung
Dive! Dive! by Perry Scope
Do I Look Fat? by Donna Gogh
Thare
Do It Yourself by Tyrone
Shoelaces
Do You Hear a Phone? by Isabel Ringing
Don't Come Back Again by Doris
Shutt
Don't Do Anything Rash by
Jacques Itch
Don't Tread On Me by Amanda B.
Reckonwith
Downpour by Wayne Dwops
Drafted by Abel Boddeed
Dragonslayer by Claude Chest
Drinking Problems by Al Coholic
Dull Razor by Nick Shaving
East Coast Resorts by Nan Tuckett
East Coast Universities by Cora Nell
Eating Disorders by Anna Rexia
Ecclesiastical Infractions by Cardinal Sin
Embarrassed In The Shower by Kurt N. Fell
Empathy by Ophelia Sadness
Employment Handbook by Ernie Living
En Garde! by Drew Blood
Equine Leg Cramps by Charlie Horse
Erotic Adventures by Oliver Klozoff
Errors and Accidents by Miss Takes and Miss Haps
Events In The Soviet Union by Perry Stroika
Exercise On Wheels by Cy Kling
Exotic Irish Plants by Phil O'Dendron
Explaining It Better by Clara Fie
Exploring Haunted Houses by Hugo First
Exploring The Dutch Frontier by Will Der Ness
Ex-Presidential Retreat by Kenny Bunkport
Extreme Hair Makeover by Dan Druff
Fairy
Fantasy World by U. Nick Horn
Fallen
Underwear by Lucy Lastic
Falling Off A Bridge by Ilene Dover
Falling
On Your Head by Ray N. Dropz
Falling
Trees by Tim Burr
Famous
Philosophers by Sew-crates
Fastest Gun In The West
by Everett DeReady
Fat Lady In The Sideshow
by Ellie Funt
Feelings by Cara Lott
Fifty
Yards To The Outhouse by Willy Makit and Betty Won't
Fifty Years In The Saddle by
Major Asburn
Financial Insecurity by Wilma
Moneylast
Fingerplay by Jacob Sladder
Fix Your Car! by Mick Annick
Fish Story by Rod Enreel
Fixing Computer Programs by Dee
Bugger
Flips And Tumbles by Jim Nastics
Flogging In The Army by Corporal Punishment
Fluffy Pillows by Heather Downe
Foot Coverings by Susan Socks
Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks by Paul Bunion
Fortune Telling by Crystal Ball
Fred Can Philosophize by
Immanuel Kant
Free Willy by Freda Wale
French Cars by Myra Neault
French
Overpopulation by Francis Crowded
Frisbee by Iman Orb
Full Moon by Seymour Buns
Galaxy Wars by D. Stroid
Gambling by Monty Carlos
Gangway! by Hedda Steam
Gardening With The Ex-President by Rose Bush
Genie In A Bottle by Grant Wishes
Get Moving! by Sheik Aleg
Get Out There! by Sally Forth
Girl On a Budget by Penny Pincher
Glass
Bikini by Seymore Skynn
Glue by Stick Ing
Go Away! by Ron Onhome
Goes by Anne E. Thing
Golly Gosh! by G. Whiz
Gone Fishing by Rod Annette
Gone With The Wind by George Uh
Good Housekeeping by Lottie Dust
Good Steak by T. Bone
Good Works by Ben Evolent
Grave
Mistakes by Paul Bearer
Great Mysteries by Hugh Dunnit
Great
Tennis Matches by Davis Skupp
Greek Unbeliever by Hera Tick
Green Lawn Chairs by Patty O'Furniture
Green Spot On The Wall by Picken & Flicken
Greenhouse Flowers by Mary Golds
Greeting Sheep Strangers by Hugh R. Ewe
Guarding the Door by Sergeant Atarms
Guide To Mixology by Bart Ender
Gunslingers With Gas by Wyatt Burp
Gut-Busting Rides by Rollie Coaster
Handel's Messiah by Ollie Luyah
Hanging Around by Stacy Moore
Happy New Year! by Mary Christmas
Hark The Herald by Harold B. Thighname
Highway Travel by Dusty Rhodes
He Disappeared! by Otto Sight
Head Of Security by Barb Dwyer
He's Contagious! by Lucas Measles
Held Hostage By Italian Terrorists by Aldo Anything
Here's Puss In Your Eye by Lance Boyle
Hertz, Don't It? by Lisa Carr
Hide And Seek by I.C. You
High Conception by Emma Culate
Highway Travel by Dusty Rhodes
Hiya Fella by Gladys Eeya
Hockey Night by Stan Lee Kup
Hole In The Bed by Mister
Completely
Holiday Spots by
Sandie Beaches
Holmes Does it Again by
Scott Linyard
Hollow Feelings by
M. T. Ness
Hollywood Gossip by
Phyllis Zinn
Home Alone V by Annie Buddyhome
Home Of The Liberty Bell by Phil
A. Delphia
Hope For The Blind by Wanda
C. Moore
Hopelessly Lost by Wes D. Eggzit
Hot Dog
by Frank Furter
House Construction by Bill Jerome Holme
House Plants by Clay Potts
Housework by Dustin Cook
How I
Won The Marathony by Randy Hoelway
How To
Annoy by Aunt Agonize
How To
Beat A Murder Rap by Scott Free
How to
Break In by Jimmy De Lock
How To
Cook A Steak by Porter House
How to Cut Grass by Lon Moore
How To Draw by Ellis Strait
How To
Get Along With Your Sister by Sharon Sharealike
How To Get An “A”
On Your Math Exam by
Cal Q. Lator
How to Get Rid of Unwanted Guests by Bea O'Problem
How To Make Cornmeal Pancakes by Johnny Cake
How to Make Honey by B.A. Beaman
How To Overcome Stress by R.E. Lachs
How To Prevent Leaks by Titus A. Drum
How To Read a Book by Paige Turner
How To Succeed in School by Rita Book
How To Take A Spanking by Ben Dover
How To Tour The Prison by Robin Steele
How To Tune Up Your Auto by Carl Humm
Hunger In America by Heywood Jafeedme
Hypnotism by N. Tranced
I Beat Bobby Fischer by Jess Player
I Can Do Anything by Will Power
I Can Fix It by Jerry Rigg
I Can't See The Difference by Sam Ting
I Didn't Do It! by Ivan Alibi
I Gotta Go! by Sarah B. Athrume
I Hate Monday Mornings by Gaetan Oop
I Hate The Sun by Gladys Knight
I Hate Fighting by Boris Hell
I Hit the Wall by Isadore There
I Like Fish by Ann Chovie
I Like Liquor by Ethyl Alcohol
I Like Weeding Gardens by Manuel Labour
I Lived In Detroit by Helen Earth
I Lost My Balance by Eileen Dover and Paul Down
I Love Crowds by Morris Merrier
I Love Bullfighting by Matt Adore
I Love Fractions by Lois T. Denominator
I Love Mathematics by Adam Up
I Love Wills by Benny Fishery
I Love You! by Alma Hart
I Must Fix The Car! by Otto Doit
I Need
Insurance by Justin Case
I Read You Like A Book by Claire
Voyant
I Say So! by Frank O. Pinion
I Want to Help by Abel N. Willin
I Was A Cloakroom Attendant by Mahatma Coate
I Was A Son Of A Buccaneer by Rich Kidd
I Was A Teenage Werewolf by Harry Boddy
I Win! by U. Lose
I Won The Lottery! by Candice B. Trew
I Work With Diamonds by Jules Sparkle
I Wuz Framed! by Gil Tee
I Wuz Robbed! by Alma Money
If I
Invited Him... by Woody Kum
If Tomorrow Never Comes by Stew
Layt
I'll Never Dance Again by Ferdie
Lasttime
I'll Never Stop Loving You by
Percy Vere
I'm an Atheist by Noel Noheaven
I'm Broke by M.T. Wallet
I'm Fine by Howard Yu
I'm Gods Gift to Women by P. Rick
I'm Nothing Without You by M. T. Ness
I'm Scared! by Emma Fraid
I'm Someone Else by Ima Nonymous
I'm Your Baby by Todd Lerr
Imitating Mozart by Sam Phony
In Farmer MacGregor's Garden by Peter Abbott
In The Arctic Ocean by Isa Berg
In The Trenches by Helmut Wearer
Indian/Italian Cuisine by Ravi Oley
Indiana Jones' Adventures by Darrin Rescue
Inflammation Tips by Arthur Itis
Instant Cash by A.T.M. Mashine
Interior Decorating by Curt Enrod
Irish Dentistry by Perry O'Dontal
Irish First Aid by R.U. O'Kaye
Irish Flooring by Lynn O'Leum
Is O. J. Guilty? by Howard I. Know
It's A Shocker by Alec Tricity
It Won't Work! by Mel Function
Italian Cooking by Mac Aroni
Italian Delicacies by Liz Onya
Italian Recipes by Beau N. Apeteeto
It's A Holdup! by Nick R. Elastic
It's A Shocker by Alec Tricity
It's All In Your Head by Madge Ination
It's
Magic! by Sven Gali
It's Springtime! by Theresa Green
It's
Unfair! by Y. Me
Jaws
by Tay Kabite
Jewelry
Collecting by Pearl Nicholas
Jewish Holidays by Hannah Kuhh
Jewish Mysticism by Lev Itation
Joe-kster Wins At A Track Meet by
C. Howie Runns
Judging
Fast Food by Hamilton Berger
Jurassic Park by T. Rex
Just Say No by Will Power
Kangaroo Illnesses by Marcus Wallaby, M.D.
Keep 'Em That Way by Private
Parts
Keep It
Clean! by Armand Hammer
Keep Out! by Barb Dwyer
Keeping Old Furniture Looking Good by
Ann Teak
Kindergarten Kop II by Bea Hayve
Kiss Me, Baby! by Puck R. Upp
Laid Off by Gwen Home
Land Ahoy by I.C. Fields
Laughing In The White House by Polly Tickle
Lawn Care by Ray King
Lawyers And Suffering by Grin and Barrett
Lazy Employees by Hans Doolittle
Leo Tolstoy by Warren Peace
Leg Cramps by Charlie Horse
Let's Do it Now! by Igor Beaver
Lewis Carroll by Alison Wonderland
Life As A Comic by Stan Dupp
Life Before Cars by Orson Buggy
Life In Chicago by Wendy City
Life In The Sorority House by Carrie Onn
Life Of Crime by Robin Banks
Life Six Feet Under by Doug Graves
Little
Bitty Froggies by Tad Pole
Lizards by E. Guana
Long Walk by Miss D. Bus
Long Way Down by Rip Cord Broke
Look Younger by Fay Slift
Los Angeles Pachyderms by L.A. Funt
Lots Of Excitement by Hugh N. Cry
Lots Of Luck by Bess Twishes
Loudspeakers by Mike Rophone
Making Explosives by Stan Wellback
Many Are Cold, But Few Are Frozen by Minnie Sota
Mardi Gras Time by Lou Isiana
May Flowers by April Showers
Maritime Disasters by Andrea Doria
Maritime Rules by Paula See
May Flowers by April Showers
Meals On Safari by Lionel Eecha
Meant To Be by Des T. Knee
Measles Collision by Kay Rash
Meat Eaters by Carney Vore
Mensa Man by Gene Yuss
Merry Maid Service by Dustin Taybles
Mexican/Italian Food by Pepe Roney
Mexican Revenge by Monty Zuma
Military Defeats & Major Disasters by General Mayhem
Military Fast by Colonel O'Corn
Military Rule by Marshall Law
Mineralogy For Giants by Chris Tall
Misunderstood by Art Tistic
Mobile Homes by Winnie Bago
Modern Giants by Hugh Mungous
Modern Tree Watches by Anna Log
Money Management by Owen Cash
Monkey Shines by Bob Boone
Moon Phases by Seymour Butts
More For Your Money by Max Amize
Mosquito Bites by Ivan Itch
Mountain Climbing by Andover Hand
Mosquito Bites by Ivan Itch
Move Your Body by Sheij Aleg
Musical Gunfighters by The Okay Chorale
My Career As A Clown by Abe Ozo
My Life In The Gutter by Yves Trough
My Life With Annette by Amos Kateer
My Lost Causes by Noah Veil
My Seventh Husband by Ivana Newhouse
Mystery In The Barnyard by Hu Flung Dung
NASCAR Speedsters by Red E. Setgo
Neat Shirts by Preston Ironed
Neither A Borrower by Nora Lender Bee
New Guy Hair Salons by Buzz Cutts
New Mexico Tour Book by Albie Kerky
NHL Hockey by Stanley Kupp
Nice Hotels by Mary Ott
No! by Kurt Reply
No More Circuit Breakers! by Ira Fuse
Nobel Prize Cannibals by Laurie Ate
Noise is Forbidden! by Nada Loud
Nordic Groundskeepers by Leif Raker
Not A Guitar! by Amanda Lin
Not Bogged Down In Reality by Jason Rainbows
Not For Dogs by Kay Nein
Not So Hot by Luke Warm
Nuclear Explosives by Adam Baum
Nuclear Power Bafflement by Ken Fusion
Nuts about You! by Cy Cosis
Off To
Market by Tobias A. Pigg
Oh What
A Relief It Is by Al Kaseltzer
Okee
Dokee by Roger Wilco
Old Furniture Refinished by Ann Teak
On The Road To Recovery by Will Being
One Hundred Years Old by Abbie Birthday
Olympic Ski Jumping by Eileen Dover Toofar
Oops, I Did It Again! by Miss Take
Options Trading by June Gold
Organic
Vegetables by Hedda Lettuce
Out Of Breath by Ima Puffing
Outdoor Activities by Alf Resco
Outdoor Cookery by Barbie Cue
Outer Space by A. Leanne
Overcoming Nervousness On Radio by Mike Fright
Overweight Vegetables by O. Beets
Pace Yourself by S. Lowdowne
Pain in My Body by Otis Leghurts
Pain Relief by Ann L. Gesick
Parachuting by Hugo First
Part Of Her by Oliver Knott
Party On, Dude by Jill Out & Ray Zinheil
Pasta by Liz Onya
Peeping Tom by Sawyer Scanties
Pentagon Press Release by Colonel O'Truth and Lotta Lies
Personal Best by Marco DeStinction
Pet Monkeys by Jim Panzee
Perverted Mushrooms by M. Morel
Pilgrim Settlers by May Flower
Potato Tyrant by Dick Tater
Playing With The Christmas Fire by Yule B. Sari
Plumb Good by Dwayne Pipe
Positive Reinforcement by Wade Ago
Prayers For Children by Cindy Skool
Prepare To Meet Your Maker by Eva DeStruction
Preparing Leather by Tanya Hyde
Pressure Relief by Korsetsov
Prevent Drowning by Buddy System
Prison Escape by Jay L. Byrd
Promoting Your Product by Brandon Close
Pull with All You've Got! by Eve Ho
Pull Yourself Together! by Annette Curtain
Punk Rock Rules! by Lotta Noyze
Put'er There, Pal! by Greg Garious
Quick Payments by Bill M. Fast
Quips For The Young At Heart by Marty Pants
Racketeering by Dennis Court
Raising Flowers By Hand by Flo Wrist
Rangers In The Night by Forrest Fyar
Rapunzel, Rapunzel! by Harris Long
Ready... Set... by Sadie Word
Reach For The Stars by Tip E. Toes
Real-Life Lottery Winners by Jack Potts
Red Vegetables by B. Troot
Riel
Ambush! by May T. Surprise
Rich People by Belle Yenere
Robots
by Anne Droid
Role Models by Anne Spire Ng
Round the World by Madge Ellen
RTFM by Reid Manuel
Rules For Living by Sharon
Sharalike
Russian Tennis Shoes by Ivan
Odor
Rusty Bed Springs by I.P.
Nightly
Sandpapers Of The West by Tex
Ture
Say The Magic Word by Abby
Cadabra
Scandinavian Photography by Matt
Finnish
Scary Place by Hugo First
Scottish Kilt Patterns by Glen
Pladd
Scuffed Floors by Mark Tupp
Sea Birds by Al Batross
Season Tickets by Oprah Maven
Shake It Up, Baby by Toby Rock N. Rolle
Shakespeare In The Desert by Cam L. Otte
Shakespeare's Phrases by Toby R. Nottaby
Shaky Knees by Cliff Diver
Shell Collecting by Sandy C.
Shore
Shhh! by Danielle Soloud
Ship Mysteries by Marie Celeste
Shoes For Farm And Ranch by Claude Hopper
Signs by Bill Board
Silly Rabbit by Trixie R. Forkids
Singin' and Shakin' by Oprah Tic Tenor
Six Feet Under by Paul Bearer
Skunks In The Shrubbery by P. Yew
Slept Right Throught It by R.E. Classes
Small Treasures In The Toilet Bowl by I.P. Nickels
Small Vegetables by Russell Sprout
Smart Beer Making by Bud Wiser
Smash His Lobster! by Buster Crabbe
Smoker's Cough by Nick O'Teen
Snakes Of The World by Anna Conda
Soak Your Ex-Husband by Ali Money
Soda Pop History by Ginger Aile
Sofa So Good by Chester Field
Solving Crimes by D. Tective
Some Like It Hot by Red Pepper
Some Like It Sweet by Sugar Kane
Something Fishy by Anne Chovie
Something's Out There by Will B. Watchinu
Songs For Children by Barbara Blacksheep
Songs From 'South Pacific' by Sam and Janet Evening
Sound As A Bell by A.C. Langer
Southern California Waffles by Sandy Eggo
Split Personalities by Jacqueline Hyde
Spots On The Wall by Who Flung Poo
Star Spangled Barrio by Jose Canusee
Star
Wars by Ro Botts
Statues by Stan Dingstill
Still Looking For My Heart by Sam Francisco
Stop Arguing by Xavier Breath
String Instruments by Viola Player
Strong Winds by Gayle Force
Stunned Over Christmas by Holly Daze
Stuntman To The End by Kenny Doitt
SuJoku by the joe in SuDoku
Sugar-Free Brands by Bubba L. Gumm
Superhero Blast by U. DaMann
Surprised! by Omar Gosh
SUV Tips by Phil Upmore
Swedish Perfumeries by Ole Factory
Swimming in the Arctic by I. C. Waters
Take A Break! by Colin Sick
Take
This Job And Shove It by Ike Witt
Tall Tales by A. Lyre
Tarantula Attack by Harry Leggs
Teach Me by I. Wanda Know
Tear Up Those Betting Slips by Lou Zerr
Teenagers Of The '50's by Bobbie Sox
The Auto Salvage Business by Rex Toad
The Beach Bully by Harry Ayp
The Big Wave by Sue Nami
The Bird Collection by Arnie Thologie
The Bog by Pete Maas
The Candy Store by Pepper Mintz
The Cat's Revenge by Claude Bottom
The Chuck Berry Story by Judy Frudy
The
Complete Proctologist's Handbook by Ben Dover
The Contest by Willie Winn and
Betty Can
The Criminals Of Watergate by Barton Mee
The Dead Of Winter by Jan Yuary
The End of the World by Armageddin Outtahere
The Excitement Of Trees by I. M. Board
The Fall Of A Watermelon by S. Platt
The Economy is Recovering by Knott Quite
The Effects of Alcohol by Sir Osis of Liver
The First Time We Met by Ken I. Havadate
The Fortune Teller by Reid Palms
The French Chef by Sue Flay
The Frozen South by A. Winterbottom
The Garden State by Ida Hoe
The German Bank Robbery by Hans Zupp
The Good Breakfast by Hammond Deggs
The Greasy Spoon by Chris Coe
The Great Escape by Freida Convict
The Great Flood by Noah Zark
The Ham
Radio Primer by Loudon Clear
The
Haunted House by Hugo First
The Hidden Surprise by Pam Perz
The History Of Exxon by Phil Errup
The History of Fox TV by Annette Work
The Hitchhiker by Juan Nalift
The Housing Problem by Rufus Quick
The Industrial Revolution by Otto Mattick
The Irish Heart Surgeon by Angie O'Plasty
The LA
Lakers' Breakfast by Kareem O'Wheat
The
Lady Pirate by Peg Legg
The
Last Roundup by Brandon Irons
The
Lion Attacked by Claudia Armoff