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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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