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Twins' First Piano Lesson

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Twins' First Piano Lesson thanks to joe-kster

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Piano is like drudgery. - Warren Zevon

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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