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Truck Load

The last of its heavy loads

Truck Load thanks to Keith Blake

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I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker

Dropped the heavy lid of the terlet right on my instoop. - Archie Bunker

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

You think I just drove in from Long Island on a load of turnips? - Archie Bunker

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton


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