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Tire Brake

Chock one up to a mechanical brake break

Tire Brake thanks to Keith Blake

Wheel chocks are wedges of sturdy material placed closely against a vehicle's wheels to prevent accidental movement, and are placed for safety in addition to setting the brakes.

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Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

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The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill. - Archie Bunker

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong


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