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What inspires you to get out of bed?

Tiny Little Bladder thanks to Chris Kane

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Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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