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Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

Street Genius thanks to Tim Smith

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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

To see things in the seed, that is genius. - Lao-Tzu

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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